I am cognizant that I’m a dramatic person. Why? It’s because life is just filled with drama! Drama is everywhere, in air until it suffocates my lungs; it’s not a boon. Just when I thought that Gossip Girl is so far the most entertaining and dramatic series ever, there comes Facebook dramas. Here’s a snippet of what’s been happening in the recent episodes.
Translation maybe a wee bit overly exaggerated, credits goes to those who understands Mandarin, then you will be perfectly on track.
It’s me, Drama boy’s friend; here to awaken these people, these self absorbed people, who do you think you are, birds’ nest? Abalone? You self-praised yourself so much! *Spit* That even my faeces worth more than these cheapos. Today, I will not switch off my Facebook unless I’m done completed criticizing these bastards. You ditched my brother, yet you flooded your friend’s wall with gibberish and false statements. You’re a horny bitch that flirts my brother, sucks away his blood and ditches him off. You uneducated, uncivilized person! My friends will help me kick you out from Facebook and terminate you.
The story started like this, some girl named ‘Rubbish Girl’ ditches ‘Drama Boy’. I think that my assumption is right since Drama Boy has been changing his status from ‘single’ to ‘in a relationship’ several… wait not several… stunningly over a million times. So Drama Boy’s ‘friend’ here decided to lend a helping hand by updating his status, which I think is redundant and absurd at the same time. It’s either that his ‘friend’ here is from Neolithic age and doesn’t own a Facebook account, or it was Drama Boy himself playing along himself being this mysterious friend himself.
Gangster Boy here appears to be Rubbish Girl’s current boyfriend, obviously got pissed off at what Drama Boy’s ‘friend’ said and sent him a fairly offensive wall post to Drama Boy and the battle between 2 of them began. Alas! Drama Boy deleted all the insolent wall posts before I could take screen shots of them. Bummer!
Drama Boy’s status: Gangster Boy, I’m sorry for smearing your name in front of my friends. Here, I shall apologize.
This apology apparently made Gangster Boy even annoyed and so he retorted “Drama Boy! I do not want any of your apologies! You tell me, what was the thing that my girlfriend did that made you angry in the first place.
Due to the unbearable intensity of war, Not Important Unknown Girl was considerate enough to supply sweet energy drinks for Ganster Boy which was essential for the fight 11 hours before it even began. Pre-preparation is vital you see.
Unfortunately, the war between them got exceptionally jarring and extreme it made Rubbish Girl broke down into tears. Obviously Gangster Boy failed to calm down and responded: “ *&^%#!! Don’t you dare make any silly moves! My girlfriend is crying now! How?!! ”
In the midst of all the aviating bombing, Bossy Girl appeared from no where and gave her command “ beat him! ”
Gangster Boy announced in his status: “Okay, since you have no intention to say anything about my girlfriend, please apologize to my girlfriend, then this shall be over. ”
Drama Boy was intimidated and finally decided to apologize to Rubbish Girl: “ Sorry, it was all a misunderstanding. I’m not writing about you. ”
Gangster Boy leaved a comment: “ We’ve been friends for so long! If there’s anything why can’t you discussed it in a proper manner! ” In tears, Rubbish Girl replied that she was feeling better.
Oh please, cut the crap. I’m sure she was enjoying every single nanoscopic moment now that she has become the new man seductive girl. But trust me, if I happened to un-blur her profile picture, you would probably print her picture out and stick it next to wall Justin Bieber poster and glare at it the whole day cause’ you’re bulimic and starts to put your finger in your throat.
Drama Boy decided that one apology is not enough, so he decided to clear things up by exclaiming : “ Gangster Boy & Rubbish Girl, it was all a misunderstanding and I’m sorry. For now, it will not be my fault if there are anymore people that are talking bad. Okay, I’m mentioning Crappy Boy, Poop Girl & Vomit Boy.”
Smart move there, he confesses his mistakes and pushes all the blame to 3 other of his friends! Brilliant, once a warrior forever a warrior.
Out of the blue, Flea Girl here appeared and bolted into action portraying that she’s in a really bad mood and wants to start a rebuke. You see… these are the peace-spoilers and just couldn’t stop handling peace and wants to ruin it.
So this is how the war ended, Drama Boy finally apologized and Gangster Boy reigns superior telling all his followers : “Next time if my girlfriend cries for no reason, be careful if I find you guilty because my fists will not have mercy on you. You have people on your backs, so do I.” He ends his speech with a gay comment saying how cute a guy is… =S
I was so entertained by it even though I was watching Heroes at that moment.
The point is, look how immature and idiot can teenagers get nowadays? So much drama and idiocy in life that are both amusing and absurd.