Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Transformers 2 : Revenge of The Fallen

 
Plan A with Vainny went proceeded smoothly. Well you see, I had a major outing plan with my cousin before she was back from Curtin - Watch Transformers 2 without the bloody bothersome primary school cousin! Imagine an outing with adolescents and out of the blue some irksome 12 year old appear tagging along? Not cool. By the way, the movie was amazing. Compared to the first one, this deserves an applause. Story line was absolutely awesome, graphics were highly impressive, effects were incredible – PERFECT!

I can watch it twice, seriously.

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We had to pre-book our tickets right after church service, thank God there was one half empty hall since the rest of the 2 halls were obviously full. Head to Tun Jugah to kill time, literally wasted an hour blabbering, remarking people around with a cup of ice coffee and ice milo each. I did ran into something, we saw a couple wearing the EXACT SIMILAR TEE! I bet that lady obliged or threaten her boy friend to wear the same tee as her. Where is he going to place his face after this..

McD


Had lunch at McDonald. Poverty stricken people had to patiently wait till 12.00PM for the half-price promotion. We were 10 minutes late and the place was entirely filled with lalas and ah bengs. Too bad those lalas didn’t have the patience to wait and soon drifted out from McD which gave us less effort to test my patience. I ordered my usual favourite Spicy Chicken McDeluxe, I think it was just because of the delicious huge chunk of boneless chicken. Oh! I also noticed that the group of ah bengs wore purple coloured shirt. It amused me somehow.

Converse & Nike


This was when I got extremely bored after entering the hall and Vainny, being shipped to Miri wasn’t aware of the new set of chairs and carpets. She was once being a true sakai, I snap pictures of our shoes to eliminate the few seconds of boredom. Anyway, this particular hall was bombarded by kids. Approximately half the hall was occupied by primary school kids, a day when parents bring their children out maybe.



When the movie ended, Star cinema was crammed by so many people!!! I nearly died, suffocating when I was lodged in the huge crowd. I met Xin Ni, Du Fu and a couple more friends there. If you’re wondering what the retarded clown was doing there, I have seriously no idea. Playing dumb I guess.

Sunday, 28 June 2009

'Kampung Girl'

Msn conversation with her inspired me to come out with a doodling since she asked me what to wear for tomorrow's [ technically today since I'm blogging at 3.30AM ] Yayasan Sarawak Ceremony. By the way, I doodled this in 2 minutes on MSN handwrite without using a mouse.

On Facebook comments

A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SERIOUSLY KAMPUNG LAH.. your imaginations of my black and white.. tsk tsk tsk ur brain...

H: DUH LA. YOU SAID THAT. nice what. since it's kampung. I de-kampung-ize it... RED HAIR GREEN SHOES.

A: hahahahaha with green shoes pink lips and red hair? oh man looks too sakai... HAHAHHA

H: at least i de-kampung-ized it and sakai-ed it. OMG.. super pro english

A: hahahhahahaha..... I never laughed so much like this before especially at this time.. nice art.. I gotta say it is nice.

H: well you gotta admit you are stunning in kampung style

A: thank you thank you.. you are far too kind.. hahahaha!!!

H: my pleasure to kampung-ized and sakai-ed you.

The Heritage - Dinner

I had a family dinner with relatives from my mum's side at 'The Heritage' last Saturday night. Finally us, the trios once more had our moments of togetherness.

Variety of dishes we ordered, I must say so those meat balls and shark fin soup are both scrumptious. Fish dish looks like some alienated 2 headed mouth fish. Boneless chicken was slightly average, I honestly think I am capable of coming out something a million times better than that.

Mummy & Daddy

With beloved mummy & daddy


CousinsThe Vain, The Pest, The Brat [ from left Seraphina, Kimberly & I ] I'm the only non-emo, non-gothic person; the only one in pale green tee.


The Lims

Uncle Lim and Aunt Stella with Kim & Kevin


Vainny's Side

Aunt Dorina & the distinctive blue shirt one


Mum & Ah Ma

Mum and always fashionable Ah Ma

Begin Now

If we wait for the moment when everything,
absolutely everything is ready,
we shall never begin.
- Ivan Turgenev

Friday, 26 June 2009

A Michael Jackson Post

World mourns over the death of legendary King of Pop, Michael Jackson. I'm not a fan of him but no doubt that he did make a history in the music industry decades ago. He was once magic but turned into dust after he did an entire transformation; skin bleaching yet admitting for the first time that he had vitiligo, failed plastic surgery which distorted his nose, involved in child sexual abuse etc.

It was outrageous and shocking that he died suddenly. I was only discussing with a friend about how amazing Michael Jackson's songs were and today, he passed away. I still enjoy his songs, 'Black & White' & 'You Are Not Alone' are my top favourites. By the way he died as Mikaeel instead of Michael, BOOO!!!  In some such way his death inspired me to create a masterpiece, random doodling and I came out with a some lady monster with 3 eerie eyes and a slit-opened mouth. It has a distorted chin and disproportionate shoulders, who cares? It’s a  monster anyway. No means to offend at all.


Thursday, 25 June 2009

Rants & Departure

I was provoked by some smartarse. Sincerity that emerged when doing things for others does not necessarily demand anything in return but for me or anyone else, paying back by accusations and charges inevitably can make an individual agitated. What's worst.. blaming me for the things you do it yourself! It is a bummer to be irritated by this 'attitude' you have for the second time, it's time you reflect yourself in a mirror and leaf through words written within you. Everyone's patience has a limit and somehow you've gone beyond mine for today.

No doubt that you're a genius with a secure scholarship in hand, me and my big mouth for congratulating you. I really do not want to admit but through this it's clear that I am beginning to dislike your attitude.

It's fathomable if I twisted this post, eventually it is just meant to be. You know what I'm trying to express. Apparently to release a sudden verge of minor 'berserk' within me, but for now.. I'm definitely pissed. A simple gratitude to Aaron & Amy who managed to bear with my vigour a second ago - I feel like a barbarian after talking to one just now. 
A week has pass, there were people who came and people who left. Many of my friends left within this week; venturing their own paths. Wui Siong, my movie buddy just left to UNITEN, Geraldine head to Intec University along with Rachel if I'm not mistaken, Ryner left a few days earlier to Kolej MARA , and a few more heading to Taylor's College. Sad to say that much more will be leaving. I hate goodbyes.
All the best to you guys!

P.S : I've added an 'Onion Head' somewhere at this blog to prevent it from getting lifeless.

Two Men

I remembered reading a short passage about 2 men from during my previous form 5 Chinese semester exam. Don't be astounded by the fact that I actually read Chinese passages, it was an exam for goodness sake; for me it was a mandatory to force myself to glance fleetingly at the passage. However, as despairingly as it felt for me to read Chinese.. I find the article rather interesting. For once, I actually appreciated Ms. Chai's effort in setting the usual loathsome Chinese paper.

I received a forwarded email from Claire about the similar story, the best part was.. it's an English version instead of the previous heinous Chinese version. I find it inspiring.

'Butterfly' taken at Ranchan
'Butterfly' taken at Ranchan

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his room-mate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased room-mate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

"Today is a gift… that is why it is called The Present."

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

New Template

I realised that my previous template was facing breathing problems, desperately gasping for air.

Main post and sidebars are all stuffed within a border.

Background images takes aeons to load.

It's 2D and overly bombastic in sense of art.


I'm just sick of it.

After 7 hours of editing, I came out with this template. Something breathable, clean and relaxing. I removed Twitter update since an irritating retarded fat bird always appear. Not forgetting a million zillion thanks to Barbara for helping me out with some html codes which drove me all demented. I shall stick to this template for time being.


By the way, I found out a new existence of human beings. The type that used to ask for outings but then when it's time for us to set dates and time.. they give gibberish excuse "sorry couldn't make it.. blah blah blah" STFU!

Vain cousin a.k.a VAINNY coming back tomorrow!!! xD

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Swine Flu

Swine flu first emerged in Mexico and has spread to 74 countries. With more cases and deaths globally escalating daily, it has aggravate from a moderate and mild illness to pandemic; a geographically widespread throughout the world. Though it is ravenously important to get the right balance between complacency and vigilance and that pandemic strategies should vary between countries depending on their specific situation, I observe nothing much cure other than increasing figures everyday.
H1N1 in Mexico

Borneo Post Online declares first swine flu case in Sarawak, some 23 year old university student home after sitting an exam in Melbourne, Australia. Not devious at all to say but, we're finally following the 'trend'. Polls show that over 90% citizens suggested that schools should be closed down. People inflicted with paranoia will eventually have to bury themselves 24/7 at home.

Thus.. Old Man in Melbourne, don't complain that your dad doesn't allow you to come back; for all our sake ^__^

Sit Rot & Die. What a life

Monday, 22 June 2009

Ice Kacang Issue

ice kacang The ever popular ice kacang sold somewhere around Jubilee stadium. Trust me, it goes better than coconut milk than condense milk.

Aaron : Why your ice kacang goes with coconut milk ? Weird

Me : Eh, everyone goes with coconut milk okay except you. Thus.. you're the weirdo.

Aaron : Nooo.. ice kacang always pairs up with condense milk. Taste better! Coconut milk is like, some cheap substitution of it.

Me : Who said. Coconut milk and brown sugar has always been the perfect combination what.


Amy : Nicer than that gagak!

I must agree. This fellow's version is a million times better than Lady Gaga's version of poker face.

Polaroid effects for pictures taken via 3.2 mega-pixel phone. Normal ones for photographs taken via Digital Camera. A way to differentiate +__+

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Daddy's Day & Accident

Before I begin this post, I would strictly advice all blog readers to pardon my extreme usage of absurd blasphemy and illimitable profanities.

It's Father's Day. However, things didn't seem to go well to perfection; blame it on calamities that occurred. I who just got my driving license for the past several months got involved in a severe car accident! It was raining cats and dogs by the late evening, as cautious as ever I drove at less than 60km/h and everything was going well as I thought it would be. Everyone was stuck in this massive traffic jam so the road was clearly busy as ever. All of a sudden!!! Some motorbike appeared from a junction right in front of me and with a blink of an eye I stepped on the brakes. Unfortunately, due to momentum and less friction.. it skidded and knocked the motorcyclist right in front. His body was swung right onto the middle of the road and to my worst dismay a lorry ran over him leaving a scatters of flesh all over the bloody place. I lost controlled of the vehicle and ran towards the right and hit another vehicle, it hit with great impact and my vehicle overturned. Soon.. fumes started to appear from the engine and oil spilled out. Next thing you know.. a chain explosion occurred and the scenario was akin to a real live battlefield.

Okay, that was just climactic and overly exaggerated. I'm still in one piece.

The real thing that happened was.. a minor accident. It was pouring rain and as usual roads got slippery, wipers were all on, visions were somehow blurred by rain and cranky impatient people lining up on roads creating massive traffic jam. Out of the blue! Some fucker motorcyclist rushed out from one junction and appeared right in front of us! Dad was on the brakes immediately! The vehicle drifted and eventually knocked the side of the motorbike and the asshole was on the ground. Dramatic honking from various drivers begun here. I was awoken by mum's paranoid scream and dad's honk. Effing pissed at that jerk!

“ It's a f*cking busy road and why on earth did the asshole just rushed out brainlessly!!! That dickhead should be run over by a lorry instead!!! "

Went down and checked, the dickhead is still alive of course. Only fell on the ground with minor scratches. A van with 2 anonymous person stopped by also, at first I thought they were his family members or friends since they were blabbering shit. But it turned out that they were only idiotic 'observers' entertaining themselves with this catastrophe. Shitheads. I can seriously amputate their penis and stuff them in their anus.

Mum : The moral of this is.. never drive fast

Dad : But if I drove FASTER.. we could have avoided that accident.

Me : Moral is.. Drove faster BUT.. demand the imbecile to PAY FOR MUM'S SCRATCH on this pity car!

You see.. my parents are angels I think. They didn't bother to demand that asshole to pay for the scratch mark on her vehicle. We just made a loss T__T Why being so kind? I wonder

By the way, I've been crapping all this and nothing about Father's Day yet. I did wished daddy Father's Day first thing in the morning then something ravenously hilarious happened! Some TV programme was interviewing a successful businessman who was sharing his experience of fatherhood... His speech was " For me, Father's Day is not a day for children to buy nice gifts for their dads, it's actually a day for their dad to show appreciation to their children. " I began to stare at dad to give him a sinistral look : " Seeee.. You need to show some appreciation to me instead!!! " ^__^ I love Father's Day.
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Dad had a minor accident, mum's car got 'embellished' with a scratch mark, I'm traumatized with driving in the rain, most of all.. it happened all during Father's Day. This can be a classic FML but still..

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

Friday, 19 June 2009

5 Layer Tea & Work

IMG_1213 Jalan Song open market is definitely the best place for 5 layer tea. Even the regular 'teh C peng' appears extraordinarily nice to me. Finally Chong settled his 'debt' and bought me 5 layer tea during our recent outings. It was also.. a time we officially flashed on Aaron's pervert-ish looks although he is currently in denial. xD

and yes.. He's going to retort by calling me a dick-head.

Work as a tuition teacher continues, dolefully I'm loosing spirit to teach. Bullheaded kids irritates me so much with their obdurateness. Lethargic ones are literally burning their parent's money by coming to class doing absolutely nothing or maybe just a doodle. Other than that, they're here for me to babysit them. Genius ones develop 'kiasu-ness' at the age of 10, never satisfied unless it's a 100% for Math; it's a good thing as I don't have to repeat steps which annoys me so badly. But for easy money~ I shall tolerate.

I'm watching Avatar Book 1 2 3 for the second time. Best Nickelodeon cartoon so far. I shall put Naruto Shippuuden & Tears to Tiara at rest at the mean time.

Idol Replies

I stayed up till 5AM for the past 3 days. Why? I received newsletter from Comcast.net informing that there is going to be a 30 minute live chat session with American Idol finalist. By sheer luck and perseverance in bombarding the chat box with questions typed vigorously by my poor fingers, I MADE IT!! Not one but 3 finalist including Danny Gokey, Adam Lambert & Kris Allen answered my questions! I was ecstatic and thrilled ^_^ At least my phalanges were dislocated for a proper reason.

16.6.2009 – Danny Gokey

16.6.09 - Danny Gokey

17.6.2009 - Adam Lambert

17.6.2009 - Adam Lambert
18.6.2009 - Kris Allen

18.6.2009 - Kris Allen
Adam's reply was rather gibberish and his live chat wasn't really a big boom compared to others. Most of the questions asked were about idol tour and for me.. not really that personal. I think Danny's and Kris' was worth waiting for. Replays are all available at Comcast.net. Now, I can die peacefully. Okay, joking x]

Thursday, 18 June 2009

iPhone & Follower

My cousin used to tell me that the price of iPhone will reduced drastically someday, it was after he got his own personal iPhone a few months after it was officially launched in Singapore. I was insanely drooling over his iPhone back then, totally fondling over its touch screen display. Note the 'WAS' and not present cause' I'm totally over and eventually got sick of iPhone already, okay maybe not to that extreme; mediocre maybe.

Then, as I was flipping the papers... I was astounded by the current dismaying economic crisis. Apple iPhone are sold at 99 dollars each in America, which is equivalent to RM300+ HERE, and the latest iPhone 3G S will be sold at a CHEAP price of 199 dollars equals to RM700+. Holy sh*t!!!! An iPhone for the price of any typical Sony Ericsson phones, awesome right? I don’t expect Blackberry to be as cheap as THAT.
An anonymous person called Lyrix Flowchild followed me on Twitter, who appears to be the owner of some website HERE and also a talented music artist. He sent me a Twitpic with a message “YOU HAVE BEEN BOOKMARKED” xD I think it was pretty cool.

I love Twitter!

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Nap & Nightmare

I took an afternoon nap yesterday to rest myself from my mundane temporary stress free days. A nice snooze to rest my brain; normally afternoon naps doesn't occur in my archetypal life, somehow I feel like having one yesterday. I'm beginning to think that I spent more than 12 hours dozing yesterday. Concealing my consciousness between the lines of the awaken and the 'dead'.

My afternoon nap was eventually nightmarish. I couldn't remember exactly what I dreamt about but at least I vividly remembered elements of the agonizing dreams I had, it maybe illogical.

biggie noseMy first dream was exorbitantly realistic, it really got me hyperventilating; feeling hellish and aghast. I dreamed that I was piled up by a whole stretch of Biology and Physics exam which was due next week, despite it does not sound that eerie but trust me... I've abstracted myself from exam for half a year and clearly I currently owned a dysfunctional brain. In my dream I was all pressure and stressed up studying and brain storming to choke up Biology & Physics books in my despicable brain. I was suffocating. It was definitely one horrifying and intimidating dream.

I had another dream; a fusion of adventure, blood-curdling and hair-raising moments. I brought my fellow friends out for a ride in my Swift [ I was given that car in my dream, thus no choice ] and me being a less pro driver that doesn't seemed par with most drivers akin to road extremist. Somehow I was driving smoothly, typical sunshine brightly shinning across the country road with fields of green waving towards us. Out of the blue, as I wasn't noticing I suddenly lost control of the vehicle and drove towards a grand canyon. Everyone was shrieking especially Vicky, Chong jeering so loudly since he sat beside me. I decided to jumped out of the vehicle and so did everyone. Chong and I managed to grab hold onto the cliff with Vicky catching hold of my legs. Aaron however couldn't make it and had fallen into the abyss of the canyon, thankfully 3 of us made it. It was a tragic since the last words he said while crashing down was 'OOhhhhhhh f-f-uu-cc-k....' Then he was gone T__T Vicky was petrified and stunned into a statue.

Thankfully it was a dream, cause' I was awaken after Aaron's unexpected phone call and he was blurred and perplexed after I told him he was risen from the dead. x] Aaron : "When did I died? Devious brat cursing me huh ?"

It had been a long time since the last time I actually dreamt, climatic and adventurous playing a part as an actor in my own imaginary stage beyond self control.

My phone nearly exploded after a 2 hour and 46 minutes phone conversation with Vainny; an hour half phone call from Kim; downloaded 'Push' [ thumbs down ] storyline, graphics, place setting were akin to rotten poop; waiting for DVD rip version of 'Blood:The Last Vampire' to be downloaded.

Monday, 15 June 2009

Daughtry - No Surprise

I've practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I've got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
Cause I'm not taking the easy way out
Not wrappin' this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn't know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
There's nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There's nothing here in this soul left to say

Don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
That's why this comes as no,
As no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it's better than where we are now
But after going through this
It's easier to see the reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
(stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Procrastination

I have been procrastinating a hell lot lately.

* I've been pestered by her to download Kelly Clarkson's latest album 2 weeks ago since she claims it to be magnificently awesome BUT I only downloaded ONE song; it's not that awesome after all.

* I've been promising Chong to drive him out for a drink a week ago BUT I've been pathetically lethargic to get on the wheels.

* I've been planning another outing with Wei Qi after her homecoming from National Service BUT I procrastinated and rescheduled the date again.

* I've been killing time with DVDs got from Ling Ying & Aaron BUT it seemed to be slow-motioned as I only watched them after 12 midnight; no wonder the series never ends.

* I've been coaxing dad to get me a new external hard drive BUT every time dad wanted to buy I gave the same old gibberish excuse: " Errr.. Next week. "

* I've been making plans to get to Kong's place to stuff myself with movie BUT it always took me hours to find my pen drive and thus explains my last minute absence.

* I've been mentioning to Chong that I'll drop by at his place to have a game with his PS3 BUT I'm overly lethargic once more.

* I've been promising mum to get her a new hand bag & recently jotted down mentally to get dad a new tie BUT I couldn't find any items that are attractive.

I need some serious motivation.

By the way, Dear God by Avenged Sevenfold is a great music piece.

Friday, 12 June 2009

Choc Rock Buns

I am cognizant that I'm a terrible baker, my first attempt to bake an apple pie was disastrous after I added too much cinnamon and substitute custard sugar with regular sugar; it finally end up in the rubbish bin. At least I have a heart to feed mice and cockroaches right ?

before it enters the oven
So I have decided to do some easy basic baking, printed out the recipe from the net and seriously it is beyond simple that I concluded that even a retard can do it. Me, the self proclaimed baker once again attempt to change the recipe by substituting fine sugar with brown sugar and add some coffee powder for the aroma. Trust me, it works magically.

yummy buns Yummy chocolate rock buns~

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

To The Dentist

random dentist image Mum was constantly pestering me to do my regular teeth checking and cleaning. Personally, I think I will only visit the dentist necessarily and my definition of 'necessarily' is when I'm suffering from dental problems, it's a bane and obviously last minute. Visiting the public clinic will probably be a nightmare come true like some horror movie such as The Dentist, their dentist may embed stainless steel nails; drill my gums till I bleed along with my gurgling screams; silently murdering me and mutilate my dead body ? Exaggeration much. So, I visited my family dentist Dr. Liew.

Uncle brought me to an abundant, deserted Sugar Bun somewhere near St. Joseph's primary school. I remembered vividly that the last time I visited that place was 5 years ago, back then.. there was a children's library and some playground with lots of toy balls. Now, all it has was nothing but emptiness. There was not a soul there, air conditions were all switched off [ maybe to commemorate the current tormenting heat wave to melt all the customers ] and food sucks to the max.

Teeth done, pending medical check up, procrastinated IC renewal, new luggage in process.. and the list stretches on in my churning chaotic life.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Splash

eddie ^ ^The Yap cousins came back from Singapore last week, so I tagged along with them to my cousin's new apartment somewhere around MJC area [ it was obviously because of the pool ] Haven't been swimming for the past year after I quit regular swimming at MBKS swimming pool, my skills have all gone down the drain. Me, being a smart arse forgotten to warm up or stretching and just jumped straight into the pool. Finally, I ended up being extremely exhausted after 4 laps of free style. Not forgetting to mention my atrociously uncoordinated breast stroke and back stroke. I just spent most of the time blabbering crap with Johnny about his awesome temporary water proof tattoo on his back. Someday I'll get one temporary one with a huge word " Not A Brat "

Then I saw this guy with a Macbook on his crouch area while sun bathing, I think he's going to kill himself by getting ED for doing that, the truth is I was hoping that some kid could blindly bumped into him and got his Macbook to sink right into the pool. Sweet revenge.

I went home with aching arms and legs, as if my humerus just got detached from the scapula.
view from apartmentWent to Spring to get mum a new handbag from Charles & Keith but eventually, choices were limited and we headed back empty handed. There was a 50% sale at Quiksilver which really caught my attention but it was all bogus and deceiving. Why getting a tee that cost RM189.90 BEFORE 50% discount when I can even get some cheaper that that WITHOUT the discount? I presumed they jack up the price of certain items. Still there was a whole bunch of dumb asses digging through clothes which obviously, I can guarantee they will end up walking out from the store empty handed; thick face.

By the way I, Hansley slept early for the FIRST time. at 10.30PM that day.

5th Star Movie Carnival 2009 Tickets Giveaway

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I got a notification letter from Kuching Bloggers informing that I’m one of the 15 lucky bloggers that will be given 2x 5th Star Movie Carnival Tickets 2009. Now I know where did my luck after loosing several rounds Amy in msn UNO went to, it earned me 2 tickets. Awesome. I need to claim my tickets tomorrow morning at Star Cineplex Lobby and thank God it’s a public holiday and mum is willing to send me there, I shall take my mum for a treat then!

Having a tiny badge at the bottom right of my blog is not useless after all. I GOT TICKETS !

Friday, 5 June 2009

Absurdity & ABC

i beat vainny Tied with Amy in Rock Paper Scissors
Beat Amy in UNO
Tied with Vainny in Tick Tack Toe
Tied with Vainny in 2 rounds of UNO
Beat Aaron in 2 rounds flat UNO [ he sucked ]
Tied with Aaron in Tick Tack Toe

Night spent by playing games on MSN and instant messaging, mundane life encircles once more. I'm fed up of Facebook quizzes that keeps giving me gibberish answers and less Skype-ing with friends since most of them are having exams in college. All of this totalled up to more boredom and accumulated even more dregs and dross in my brain.

Hui Xuan called out for yamcha, since mum's car wasn't around so Yew Peng had to drive us out instead. I sensed his driving skills improving, at least he managed to drive into my car porch instead of me walking miles out to the main gate since he used to complained about worried about reversing and turning another way out. Our so called drink session was supposed to be 5 in the evening but for some ridiculous reason they picked me up at 2PM! 3 hours earlier after I just had my lunch. = =" Everyone order ABC and I spot an Avanza bringing the whole family just to quench their thirst on ABC also, a total of 9 anonymous family members sat behind our table. Gawd, such a loving family to send a troop out just for a drink.
 
Windows Live Messenger Plus has cool features. Windows Live Writer still works perfectly. But I still need a new laptop instead of using this lousy piece of irritating metal machine.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Bernard Ho

Bernard just left to KL a few minutes ago, and sadly I couldn't make it to the air port. Which also means:

  • I'm lack of one buddy to talk crap on msn.
  • I lost one loyal driver to drive me for outings.
  • Blog readers reduced by one.
  • Short of one person teasing I'm short.
  • One person gone for me to laugh at his hair.
  • Another human less to compare music taste with.
All the best buddy!

Last Minute Shopping

Bernard sent me a text to ask me out to do his last minute shopping before leaving for UTAR on the next day. When I mention last minute it IS INDEED LAST MINUTE, we have less than 24 hours to book his flight tickets, get him a new luggage, a new laptop, clothes.. and the list stretches on. I had less than half an hour to prepare since he was on the way, I accelerated and took bath and ate an egg and yet he still managed to reach my front door first. I woke up at 11.30AM by the way. ^ ^

Head to Kuching air port to get his tickets, [ whacks head ] instead of booking them online we had to book his tickets through ancient traditional manual way. I wasted my patience for waiting 40 minutes in a line. We finally had lunch at Ipoh Town, food costed me an arm an a leg. Cha Siew chicken rice and a cup of ice blended white coffee totalled up to RM10.00 sharp. My RM6.30 rice was disproportionate and looks like this. Not sure whether the meal was really scrumptious or is it just because I transmuted into a starving carnivore and could probably gobbled down a horse. Coffee was nice though.


Got attire out from the list after all the digging and searching, ended up with a pair of jeans and 2 tee. This humongous giant sized tee can fit 3 Hansley[s] by the way. Next, we headed to Spring to get his new laptop and luggage. Again, both Boulevard and Spring was loaded with people and it took us half dead to find a parking space.

Didn't managed to get Bernard's Dell laptop since the best source was to order it online like what Ms Jee said. However we did get a luggage, a decent one. I would prefer him carrying a fluorescent pink or green or bloody red one x]

Stopped by Hock Lee centre to get him new Converse shoes, it has seriously been a year since I stepped into it. All of a sudden we realised it will be Wan Ting's birthday the very next day and again we drove to Sarawak Plaza to get her a gift. But ended up with a new sling bag for Bernard and walked to Tun Jugah for dinner. Luckily we managed to get her some star shaped glass thingy from Memory Lane.

We failed to watch Terminator considering there will be endless packing and preparation for poor Bernard. He sent me back home by 9PM with a big hole in his pocket. Me on the other hand, managed to get these black and white leather bracelet for less than 10 bucks. Cheappy.

I'm not doing THIS tag since it's in Malay. [ Peng ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAN TING ( 3rd June)
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WEI QI ( 2nd JUNE )


Monday, 1 June 2009

Gawai

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA TAN ( 2nd June )
This pixie-sized girl can really fly

It's Gawai, Happy Gawai to all my native friends and teachers. "Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai" though I have no idea at all what does that phrase mean. Tagged along with my parents for visiting, called up Chong to ask him to follow but too bad he's busy with other plans. Boredom kills sometimes when tagging along with parents ONLY. Reached Mr. Nojip's house first and he gave me this 'lemang' but has to be eaten using the traditional way. It's akin to a banana with bamboo skin, I just realised that it IS bamboo skin.

The whole day was occupied with visiting. Food was awesome especially 'pansuh' and 'tuak' which Chinese failed to prepare. Pn. Christine has 'labi-labi' which was supposed to be the highlight among all her food, but then it has this unbearable stench which I simply couldn't tolerate.

That's the front of Reginald's house, dad drove all the way to his village. From this snap it's obviously a rural area. Hard to reverse when tackling a vehicle in rural areas compared to visiting in the city. I'm such an imbecile for mistaken that 3 rows chicken coops are traditional long houses, seriously they look the same from far; only that it's a habitat for chickens instead of humans. Yes... Sakai!

I reached home by the evening, all bloated and sweaty thanks to get weather. I missed Vivi's, Felicia's & Alicia's house, my bad.