Ranchan, Serian

I had an awesome outing with Bernard, Nicole, Wan Ting & Alice. Had breakfast since Bernard was constantly babbling about his crave on laksa and all we did was turning round in circles arguing the best place to have laksa. At the end of the day, turns out to be some coffee shop flooded with customers and we had to seat at an far edge of the shop, abandoned. Had fried noodles and an awful teh c peng that costed a bloody RM5.60. Bernard had some random urge to drive all the way to Ranchan waterfall.

Due to the extreme devastating weather, waterfall appeared rather dried up. Heat seemed to sucked up all the moisture, even the pool is very much shallow from what it normally does. On a lighter note, atmosphere was cooling and calm and miraculously less mosquitoes attacking.

I had no idea there was a deep bond between these girls, all in hues of pink and red. Synchronisation. Alice has a misspelled tee and feminine girly Nicole turned out to be a rock star after all. xP

We had a dip in the cold waters. What I see was 5 retards holding their phones and grabbing rocks for support finding their own rock to rest on. It was that moment I laughed at Wan Ting's pink toe nails and witness a poor insect swimming against the flow with all it's might and finally perished after I threw a piece of leave on it.

Bernard feels like superman after splashing water at me and he got the biggest rock to seat on. My phone nearly drowned when it got to his hands.

I got too bored sitting at the same rock and decided to find a new spot with better rocks cleaner water, it was difficult to walk with wet feet on flip flops. Met a couple with a lady wearing high heels, herself 'clipped' tightly to her boy friend using a jacket. I assumed he was frozen to the bones.

Sadly this area didn't have any rocks to sit on, only a humongous one as big as a Kuching Cat statue located at Padungan area. I just strolled in the water since it was too shallow.

Candid picture taken by me! I was holding my phone saying : " I'm preparing just in case you guys fell down ! " and [ SNAP ] this was taken. FYI Wan Ting failed to fall.. Bummer! I was just geared up to give a good laugh.

Finally, the hanging bridge that Bernard shook it by purpose and produced diabolical shrieks and commotion by females, they're a thread to mother nature. Preposterous. Mum and dad had meeting so I went over to Nicole's place. Credits to Bernard to burning all his petro

Teachers

Malaysia's Teacher's Day falls on May 16th while the World's Teacher's Day falls on October 5th. I'm neither too late nor early to wish all teachers a wonderful Happy Teacher's Day. I hereby thank you my number 1 teacher of all time that helped me grew up through my years in school.

Mr. Nojip : For teaching me History during my form 3 and form 5 years. Despite how loathsome the subject was, I still strive hard to pay my slightest and most minute attention during your lessons [ other than doing other homework secretly ]. Somehow you tend to alleviate the hatred towards History in me and I seemed to begin to study it for the sake of studying it. It obviously requires heaps of willpower to motivate me in history. Then again, you never wrote my name in correct spelling since you have a son with a similar name like mine but written as 'Hensley'. Clear enough my name was corrected with liquid paper throughout all these years. Not forgetting, you drilled me in art as well during my form 5 years especially when there wasn't much art teachers available to teach us art. You're more than a teacher, but also a motivator and a friend.

Another amazing thing occurred last Saturday, my students.. Yes! My primary school students since I'm currently a part-time tuition teacher, made me Teacher's day cards and decorated the white board with kid's doodling to wish me Happy Teacher's Day. That's rather sweet and thoughtful of them.

There was this adorable little primary 2 boy whom I really find him nice, he asked me.." Teacher, will you be teaching us till next year or until primary 6 ? " I answered him " No, I'll be quitting within this year then another teacher will replace me. " He then answered " Awwhh, then I want to quit this tuition too if you're not here. " That reply made me so touched. Never knew that a teacher's job can be so fruitful and meaningful. ^ ^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KONG WUI SIONG ( 29th May )

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Internet connection has gone sucky and b*tchy these few days. Here goes my endless flows of profanities, I'm implying vulgar language! Communication break down these few days since MSN is malfunctioning, either messages could not be delivered or messages could not be received! I was typing vigorously on the key board and " The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: " appeared !!! There I was cursing and showing abhorrence towards MSN while sending text messages to people asking whether they received my instant message or not. Bummer! Major heart ache with a flaming head spinning here.

Dad's been fretting about me being blind and running over bumps roughly that might damaged the vehicle. Exaggerating as usual.. he said that I might even have spine injuries or aggravate pre-existing back problems when I'm hitting at an instance when the car shock isn't that good. Now I might even die when running over speed bumps, life is so fragile.

Medorthophobia. THAT is funny

Sematan Drive

I drove all the way to Sematan last week. Mum was on official duty to SMK Sematan and since I've got nothing much to do other than rotting at home, I decided to take mum as well as my grandparents for a car ride all the way there. I downgraded myself and drove mum's Proton Saga instead of dad's Suzuki Invader, why ? Cause' the size of dad's car is not user friendly.

I had some chicken porridge at some shop. They misplaced and trade an egg for fish balls and a hidden prawn in my bowl. Still it only costs RM2 for an average sized breakfast.


Mum offered to drive for the first half route since I was still drowsy and it would be ravenously awful for me to get involved in an accident and loose my driving license for driving under the influence of heavy eye lids. Snapshot using my phone and realised that morning sky was painted deep azure blue. Too bad those hills and mountains are bare and naked due to men's overzealous attempts in globalization. I pity mother nature.

I continued the second half of the journey. The greatest thing driving far distance was that I can speed up to a maximum of 100km/h [ if mum didn't notice ] since there was hardly any vehicles other than huge bulky lorries and I simply overtook them with ease. With a speed rage between 80km/h to 100km/h there were still many vehicles that overtook me like a speeding bullet. Obviously they were driving at least 120km/h. Due to safety measures and carrying 3 other innocent lives along with me, I shall drive in moderation.

Dropped mum at SMK Sematan and I brought my grandparents to Sematan town. It's a small quiet town. Simple yet inviting since there were no notorious drivers and the best part was.. parking spaces are everywhere! My grandparents and I took a morning stroll along a pathway, having some quality time with them. My golden moments with them. My grandpa still looks smart even in his late 80s.

The beach was calm and inviting. With sound of waves slowly hitting against the shore, it's minute yet being able to lift the entire ocean. Serenity that one can hardly find in a mundane city. My lungs were fertilized and my mind was once cleared off and left in blissful blankness.

Had lunch at some seafood restaurant and we ordered seafood friend noodles as recommended by the shop owner. Scrumptious with those squids and huge mouth watering prawns, I can hardly find this in Kuching. I came across some tourist from Europe having their meal at that shop as well and all I can hear was " Hmm.. It's very fresh... It's really fresh.. " in their British accent. We went to the town market and bought a myriad of seafood to be brought back home since it was amazingly cheap according to my grandma.

After all the driving my legs were badly swollen and extremely exhausted. I shall retreat from driving for a couple of days to recharge myself, never knew driving was that tiring.

Insomnia & Mawi

It's 4.30AM now and I can't possibly sleep due to insomnia. Biological clock has crucially gone hay-wired, I need a [ stop ] [ reset ] & [ refresh ] button exigently before I'm fully annihilated. I headed straight to be at 8PM after dinner after all the exhausted my cranium can possibly stand and woke up simultaneously at 12.40AM. Somehow I was not the only nocturnal or insomniac one, I have this and that [ forgive my absurdly odd terminologies ] to chat on MSN until 4AM.

I stumble upon an extremely hilarious picture of Mawi appearing on a commercialised massaging bottle product on Kenny Sia's blog. It says :

Minyak Urut Mawi. Melalui e-mel yang kami terima, pengirimnya telah menyelitkan gambaran rupa minyak urut dengan label Mawi. Teringin kami berkongsi gambar ini bersama peminat Mawi di luar sana. Selain daripada mudah tertarik dengan gadis bertudung, pandai mungurat juga menjadi kelebihan kepada gadis-gadis di luar sana untuk mencuba nasib mencuri hati Mawi. Kalau dilihat daripada daripada aspek perniagaan, penghasilan minyak urut menggunakan label Mawi tentu akan laris. Jadi, jangan terkejut sekiranya ketika anda berjalan di pasar malam, tiba-tiba anda terjumpa dengan minyak urut Mawi. Apa sahaja sanggup dilakukan demmi mengaut keuntungan berlipat kali ganda.

No wonder certain batch of people likes him. *vomits and pukes*

I plan to synchronise my N78 via PC Suit and copy music into it since I've only used up 1GB of memory for songs. Still coaxing my dad to get me a new external hard drive instead of sharing one with him and got my files all mixed up with his official files and school documents. Used up only 12 minutes to babble on this post.

I shall cram myself with DVDs and...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAW JEN (25th May )

Star Trek

Watched Star Trek with Kong last Saturday. Originally I wanted to watched Angels & Demons but this GUY claimed that I mentioned it's not nice [ which I had no idea when on earth did I said that ] my stipulation is clear enough; then came another movie, Night At The Museum 2 and SHE said that Hitz.fm declared that its far more better than most movies. Finally, ended up watching Star Trek. There are some reasons why I find this movie awesome..

1. There is a NERDY Sylar, also with a NERDY name, Spock.
2. Space ships reminded me of Lego toys.
3. James T Kirk had a split second steamy scene with a GREEN lady.
4. Time-travelling Romulan has a darn cool mother ship.
5. Ensign Pavel Chekov speaks amusing russian-english.

The action wasn't that satisfying though, less nerve wrecking; graphics are just slightly above average but still thumbs up for the movie.
I drove to Hidden Treasures and got myself 2 books. Praying With Your Hurt by Angela Ashwin & Bible Promises for Students. Recently, I've been feeling lost and loosing the mood to pray; or maybe emotionally disturbed that I'm somehow loose faith to face God. Decided to get some prayer books to boost the Christian living within me. Met up with Kim and had lunch with her after that.

Vainny found her long lost heart and donated tons of stuff to me. ^ ^ I just realised I disowned myself as the owner, Dang! Urgently need to hire myself back.

' No Boundaries ' x]

I've been using XD on msn so much that it practically became a part of my archetypal mother tongue on msn.

Recently, I just discovered that X] is cooler than XD.

So I dumped XD and go with X].

But! I bumped into x] which is again.. more cooler than X]

Now I'm sticking to x]

Downloaded Kris' version



as well as Adam's version.

American Idol 8

We've broken down that question down into its basic elements to measure, fighting on many fronts, who has the right ingredient to become the next American Idol for this season. In a turn of events that viewers have variously found surprising, validating and frustrating, the underdog contestant Kris Allen was named the winner of American Idol. Most people may call it the biggest upset in the show's eight seasons, I personally call this event eye popping. Even Kris Allen himself was stunned by the news.

I did a personal review on this 'extravagantly bizarre phenomenon'. No doubt Adam Lambert has been declared indirectly by fellow judges as The Greatest Singer Ever In All Of History, his inevitably breath taking vocals, superb notes and stunning looks as a rock star that catches every girl's hearts. In short Adam Lambert owned all the star power on stage, he's a stand-out every week since the beginning. Yes, he's a rock god, but when there's a preconceived notion that once he got the Idol crown in the bag, it makes his fans lazy and assume that by hook or by crook he's going to win but actually leads to the loss of precious votes. Whereas Kris Allen is more of an underdog, having a slight tinge of country style collaborating with his own humble and decent voice. He appears more inviting to me. He consistently delivered solid performances and received mildly positive reviews from the judges. His fans felt like they had to fight harder to keep him in the contest, clear factor which leads to his victory.

Another factor which results to Adam's failure is due to the Rock issue. American Idol has always favoured syrupy balladeers and pop singers. Similar case happens few seasons back, Christ Daughtry ? Carly Smithson ? Even Allison Iraheta. They rock hard but appallingly, rockers never stand a chance to gasp for victory in American Idol. David Cook, was the one and only rocker than eventually win the title.

On the other hand, Kara Dioguardi is an obnoxious nuisance in this season. The original trio combination have been perfect and well seated to judge the all together entire 7 seasons. Out of the blue, a new judge seemed to lodge herself between Paula and Simon Cowell creating nothing but uninvited confusion and irritation to the ear drums. "No Boundaries" obviously worked better off with Adam but somehow this song co-written by her was such a train wreck, leaving judges speechless. This confusion is a boon for Kris and the judges obviously wasn't able to make a final push for Adam despite the outpouring praises from Simon Cowell claiming that he's going to be an international star.

Adam Lambert hasn't talked about his sexuality publicly. Once you're well known and famous, curiosity breeds causing TV reporters and paparazzi to go digging for 'interesting' news to quench their 'thirst of desire and also publicize them online. The internet is one dangerous place to play at. Its a downturn for Adam that there are photos circling of someone who looks like him kissing another guy. Americans, generally open minded; but sadly not all are open minded to accept the assumption that Adam is eventually homosexual. It should not be an issue in American Idol but there is plenty of hate outside this big bad world. Obviously Adam has millions of fans, and it looked like he could strike an emphatic blow against homophobia, same scenario applies to Barack Obama broke through race and colour barrier being the country's first black president. We're not debating over politics but his ambiguous sexuality surely cost him a lot of votes.

They're both terrific who have great careers ahead of them. Both add sparks in American Idol season 8. My opinion, Kris is unique despite what majority thinks; check out America's vote maybe Kris is more deserving after all. X]

Eye Sore

My eyes will soon be mutated. It'll emit electromagnetic radiation in red wavelength that might even deliver concussive force. Beware! I may even rupture steel and pulverize rocks. Depending on the amount of energy channelled, the beams can be released in various widths, appearing in enormous bursts on rare occasions. Cool right? Okay, I seemed to posses similar abilities as Cyclops in X-Men. I just realised I've been typing gibberish crap [ ignore ]

The fact is that my eyes are just sore and abscessed after beaming the screen whole day sinking myself in DVD soup operas I got from Ling Ying a day before her departure for Matriculation. Borrowed 8 DVDs from her with a minimum of 30 episodes each, yet I'm only on episode 11 of the first series. Bummer.. I'm an epic failure in this marathon.

Mailbox was bombarded by offers from several university for diploma in accounting, IT.. that I'm not interested at. Which reminds me, I got a phone call from an anonymous asking me to attend some preview talk at Grand Continental regarding courses offered by some university. Our conversation lasted for 20 minutes and just after a second I told him I'm only interested in health science which was not offered by that university.. he hung up straight away. People can be so realistic.

Reminder : New Divide by Linkin Park is alarmingly awesome *thumbs up for Transformer 2 OST*

Group 1 Crew & Tag

Slept at 3.40AM last night downloading songs from this group and conversing with this WOMAN about how fantastic their album is. Awesome music with lyrics that really pierced through my heart. A must listen!

Just because I'm not pretending that I'm not her reader.

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes ?
Hell yes! I don't want to die due to second hand smoke. Different case if my girlfriend is Hayden Panettiera or Jessica Alba. XD

2. How about drinking ?
Acceptable if within moderation.

3. Do you like someone you can't have ?
[ listing a whole list of celebrities ] Hmmm...

4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you ?
Since my live is nothing but monotony, YES! But in no psychotic insane manner.

5. What's your favourite sport ?
I suck at sport. But swimming and badminton will do.

6. It's a Saturday night, and you're alone. What do you do ?
Text my regular text mates, Msn my regular msn mates, Skype my regular skype mates, DVD.

7. Do you like roller coasters ?
Looks cool but never rode one before.

8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf ?
When time is 'perfect'.

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be ?
Hayden Panettiera.

10. What are you doing this weekend ?
Find ways to prevent my corpse-like brain from dying.

11. What is your favourite restaurant ?
TGI Friday's, just because I haven't been there for eons.

12. Have you ever hugged someone ?
Yes.

13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to ?
No and never will.

14. Do you like anyone right now ?
Yes. God, my family, friends, MYSELF!

15. What is the first thing you noticed about the opposite sex ?
Their looks, whether they're human or not.

16. Which do you prefer, beach or mountain ?
Beach.

17. What kind of phone do you have ?
Nokia N78 [ It'll be an HTC Touch Diamond 2 soon ]

18. Computer or laptop ?
Computer.

19. Jeans or sweats ?
Jeans.

20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far ?
2008 - Enduring the pain and torment due to exam, learning to grow up and experiencing every bit of moment that mould me into a better person. Never forgetting the pressure and stress due to SPM, forever embedded in my mind even if I'm beheaded.

2009 - Enjoying months without studying and re fixing my brain to 'enjoy' mode. Had an adventurous birthday with a group of great people. Accept the fact of my imperfect SPM results and attending several interviews. The best part was getting to expand my social circle.

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday ?
19. I'm friggin OLD

22. What should you be doing right now ?
Replying text messages, check a list of second hand books to buy.

23. What is your favourite show ?
Grey's Anatomy

24. What's been your last purchase ?
Sunny Hill ice cream

25. Are you attracted to guys/girls that smoke ?
NO.

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of crowd of people ?
Yes, in primary 4 when I beat some friend in a competition and he pushed me. EMBARRASSING

27. What do you do when you're at home ?
Text, MSN, Skype as my social life and watching DVDs to kill time.

28. What is your favourite subject ?
Chemistry

29. What's the best thing that ever happened to you ?
Surprisingly getting results better than I expected for my SPM

I tag

* Barbaric mad future doctor - Amy
* Another genius future doctor - Gabrielle
* Present ballerina, soon-to-be engineer - Angelina
* Another engineer, loyal movie mate - Wui Siong

Breakfast

Too shy for my phone since he's BALD

Bernard came to pick me for breakfast this morning. Insisted on coming at 9AM instead of 10AM like I requested to, so I ended up waking up with panda eyes dragging along my deadly corpse-like body into his Myvi. I was preoccupied by DVDs and was awake watching them until 4AM in the morning, 4 hours of sleep crucially jeopardize my pitifully weak body. Amazingly, it only took him less than half and hour to arrive at my place [ salute his excellent sense of direction ]


My uncle came back from Indonesia from some Medical course and brought back these odd looking yet scrumptious delicacies. Its actually the skin from those coloured moon cakes made from glutinous rice, I gobble down 8 of these and never touched them again. A sudden binge on sweet stuffs lasted for only a split second.

Finally got my mood tuned to neutral mode and started typing my online appeal letter for JPA scholarship, its amusing that I had squeezed my ideas into 200 ALPHABETS as requested. Basically appealing just for the sake of appealing it; don't want to put much false hopes in it - it's Malaysia right, what do you expect ? Got some news from the papers that we can plead and beg for a review on this issue through SUPP, drove all the way to SUPP office and there I was hyperventilating in the midst of a broken room with an air condition blowing as strong as win blown by a minute feather.

Dad decided to take mum and I to Hui Sing to take my old time favourite Hong Kong style noodle, since I ordered that almost every week for the past 2 years having my Chemistry tuition there. on the bright side, I'm still given extra special amount of the plate of food. Delicious like old times.

I'm super-poking people on Facebook. I'm randomly body slamming and bitch slapping people. *innocent look*

My Lolcats

I stumble upon Lolcats and decided to create some for myself.

Kikuri's version

Ozymandias' version

The Bragger

2 phone calls from XYZ caused me to pour a zillions of profanities and blasphemy.

XYZ : Hansley!!! This is XYZ. You checked JPA result yet ??

Me : Errr.. Yeah, I didn't get it.

XYZ : WHAT???!!! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET IT??? MY SON.. HIS RESULT NOT AS GOOD AS YOU ALSO CAN GET MEDICINE, OVERSEAS ONE??!!! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET ??? HOW COME???

Me : My results aren't straight A1s, plus other factors so I didn't really put high hopes on JPA as well.

XYZ : But my son's result not even as good as yours he can get you know!!! So lucky him.. Why you didn't get??? Aih... I cannot believe my son getting it also.. So many straight A1s cannot get medicine and my son actually get it!!!!

Me : Err.. Lucky him then *middle finger* [ OF COURSE HE'S LUCKY!!! HE'S AN 'EARTH'LING... If you people understand what I meant ]

XYZ : But I still pity that you didn't get it, my son actually got it!!! I think you can appeal who knows you can get your course. But then I don't think vet is good, see my son got medicine. I think it's better than vet, you should choose medicine last time. Vet hard to find work next time..

Me : [ AF YOU SEE KAY ] Both equally interested. I need to go now ( hung up on XYZ )

A parent just called to brag and rub salt on my wounds about his son's 'unbelievable, awesome, marvellous success' in getting JPA scholarship in medicine despite the fact that his results were no better than mine. He deserved a spoonful of cow dug to shut his reeking mouth.

The next day, XYZ called again. The worst thing was... It's 9AM!


XYZ : Hansley! Can I asked you which country will JPA send my son to??

Me : Huh? How do I know ??? Indonesia or India maybe ??

XYZ : Owh.. Cause I want my son to get UK, doing medicine there is very prestigious you know.. they have universities like ... [ and the gibberish list goes on ]

Me : [ Annoyed ] Err.. Ya I know but India is one of the best country in medicine.

XYZ : So now I better start saving money, who knows he got UK right?? So expensive later.. India ??? Not good la..

Me : = =!!!!!!!!!! I'm busy now, bye.


I'd rather save energy than to waste them by talking to imbeciles. Not showing means of insubordination but it's just a way to prevent myself from simultaneous combustion due to this.

Monday Stuffs

I had lunch with Kim yesterday, Pizza Hut was bombarded with humans and we were squashed like sardines in cans. Apart from putting my patience to the ultimate test by waiting for our pizzas for more than 45 minutes, the blazing sun was causing temperature to rise transmuting us into cooked sardines. Accompanied her to get some chocolates for her mum's Mother's Day present.

Life as a slacker ends for most typical students; after rotting for 5 months part of them are actually making their first step into form 6. Throwing confetti as they invite torment in their lives. On the other hand, I still continue my archetypal life by sleeping at 4AM and waking up at 10AM. Parent's disagree that I enter form 6 since I'll be starting pre-u in a month or two, why waste money getting books, striving hard to dig through my buried uniform and bleaching my white shoes? I'm still a dead corpse.

Got my Converse brushed and cleaned before dirt accumulates and algae grows inside or even preventing it from turning into an earthworm's lair. Outings are stroke off from my list since most of my friends are starting form 6. I desperately need to expand my social circle instead of mingling around with the same bunch of species.

I launched my lethargic body and did some real clean up for my ex-study table., since I told Rhema once that I only got it organised virtually. For real, I actually tidied all those stacked up story books, piled up papers and kept my pencil case filled with pens that I remembered the last time using them was after SPM examination. Dead and not gone. Miss annoying [ for you know who you are ] still continues to bug me by sending more than 6 greeting text messages a day that apparently started to suffocate my phone. Has Digi gone hay-wired or is it the fact that my credit hasn't reduced by a single cent since April? Odd

Mummy

This poem is specially dedicated to my dearest mother,

My mother is my doctor.
Though you may not deal with penicillin,
you took care of me with gentleness.
Though you do not work around with scalpels and dig out cancer,
your love is more than any antidote.
Though you cannot close a wound and incision,
you listen and heal my ruptured soul.
You're only a human,
trying to fix another human, your son.

My mother is my engineer.
Though you are no expert in planning or assisting in development,
you have placed one solid spiritual platform inside me.
Though you may not understand deep convoluted physics,
the way you moulded me up is just a simple formula of love.
Though you cannot come up with spacecraft and power system,
your vision has brought me further than outer space.
You are more than Math and Physics,
you're my creator.

My mother is my architect.
Though you do not design modern contemporary houses,
your presence is sufficient enough to sum up my loving home.
Though you may not tackle themes of domesticity, urbanisation or vintage,
you always have your own concept on brining me up.
Though you do not translate from a building into a fascinating habitat,
your heart creates nothing than a perfect world.
You are a piece in this home,
with you I can launch this far.

My mummy's love is something that no one can explain.
Happy Birthday and Happy Mother's Day! I love you

JPA Result

Somehow I do wish that everything will end with this song, apparently God has other plans.

Sigh, after all the drama the results are out. I failed to get JPA scholarship, learning to accept this failure and moving on. Have faith and congrats to those who got the scholarship.

Adrenaline

Resembles my retardation

Less than 24 hours, my life will come to a complete change. Despite all the conspirational doubts, it's set that JPA result will be out by... today basically. I'm experiencing adrenaline rush plus major agitation and edginess. Just neutrally having the urge to know whether I'm selecting or not, nothing much to regret or whine about if I didn't get it; not the end of the world. I'm sure God has plans for me. Nevertheless, getting JPA scholarship will be an absolute miracle that has ever happened to me. I am cognizant that my chances are slightly lower than most people:

1. I'm the only child [ JPA thinks my parents can support me all the way in my education ]
2. Both parents are government servant [ Can't do much changes in terms of income even if I want to act desperately poor ]
3. Imperfect SPM results [ didn't manage to get straight A1s, another slash to my opportunity in JPA; additionally another B double slash to it ]

I buried myself with a mountain-stacked of DVDs to watched. I'm done with Parent Trap, Monsters VS Aliens, Australia, Scary Movie series ( yes, I watched them again ). I call this stress relieve, literally done with my doodling since it's deteriorating to a certain extent it stimulates vomiting.

Amazingly, Bernard came back from National Service!!! I just realised that participants are labelled as 'Wira and Wirawati' in NS. That's something from him. By the way, Amy left for Matriculation today. The funniest thing is, I fooled her that I was going to Labuan as well when I originally told her I wasn't. It ended up with a text messages smeared with bad words when I told her I was not going actually. XD

Got a picture from Jason, claiming that he stumbled upon a website of this piece of artwork created using menstrual blood. Fascinating

News. Doodle

Sometimes we just need to smile as the world collapse against us.

An appalling tragic happened at Turkey yesterday as I was stumbling with BBC news, an anonymous masked men armed with assault rifles and grenades killed 44 people at a wedding party in southeast Turkey in a blood feud between families. The bride and groom were brutally murdered. Instead of a happy wedding ceremony, it ended up with a funeral instead. We are so-called the smartest being God ever created, yet some are too smart to a certain extend and created such disaster. Sigh

Her eyes are disproportionate. That's what happen while doodling in front of a screen watching DVD

On the other hand, swine flu is also devastating day by day. Its an epidemic now, more quarantine; less travelling unless one request to reach heaven earlier they can always pay a visit to Mexico and of course more precaution. I wonder is there an interaction with Avian flue H5N1 in pigs ? Another dread to doctors, nurses and veterinarians I see.

JPA result will be announced this week. Months of holidays finally came to an end, its a new beginning. I need my prayers.

华语

Somehow my fingers grab a 2B pencil lying on the table and it began doodling this picture. Took me 15 minutes, lazy to enhance it since I couldn't find my eraser. Shoulders are too broad, tomboy ? or guy with girlish face? I need skills.

People are learning Chinese after SPM, I salute them. Why ? Having the patience to learn the subject that I simple loathe the most since I got a friggin' B for it since UPSR till SPM recently. Bummer! See how it just jeopardise my cert! On a lighter note, good riddance to Chinese subject from now onwards I shall extricate from it.

However, its hilarious how people translate green tea as 青茶 instead 绿茶. *coughs coughs*

X - Men Origins : Wolverine

I drove dad's Isuzu Invader, ancient and old since it aged more than 5 years already. Totally different from driving mum's Proton Saga. Seats are wider, clutch is harder, brakes are not that sensitive and obviously its way longer; in short its massive and big. The cool part is that I could easily speed up to 80km/h or even 90km/h on the road with this big bully on the road, psychologically it doesn't seemed like I'm speeding up. More relaxing to speed up compared to a Proton Saga. Drove mum and dad to 7th mile in it and I feel like a king on the road. No more annoying motorcycles going left and right like a retarded fly on the road, cancel off all tiny Kancil, Viva, Myvi whatever smaller cars that seemed to overtake me anyhow and finally no more sudden brake when making turns cause almost everyone gives way.

I'm not bullied on the road. I pity vehicles that appear 'petite' now.

Dad took over when we headed to Boulevard to restock, since I'm such a noob in parking and obviously he doesn't want me bumping and knocking innocent cars or people making it akin to some bumper car field. Met Andrea and her mum at Boulevard looking for cookies..

My cousins decided to take me to Star and we watched X-Men Origins : Wolverine since my first attempt to watch it ended up with a disaster. Awesome movie with the effects and graphics [ thumbs up ] Tahyna Tozzi starring as Emma Frost is a highlight. Pretty awesome to have a hot girlfriend with diamond skin. XD

Who needs expensive diamond jewellery when you can just date one

Starbucks Last Week

My cousin went back to Curtin University, Miri yesterday. However, we managed to hang out last week and I was being ravenously out of the ordinarily generous to buy her a cake.

My blueberry cheese cake

I wanted to order a pie at the first place, but since almost all the cakes are sold out. Thus, I took what is available. There's this mango thingy that look scrumptious too.

Vainny's american cheese cake

Drinks

I bumped into these 2 kids sitting next to me with an iPhone in his hands. Selfish brat decided not to let his sister play with it, thus creating non-stop whining and temporary disaster with her complaining to her mother. She asked her mother loudly: " Mum, you see him won't let me play! You have another iPhone??? " Dang, kids nowadays.

The one that griped that he doesn't owned an iPhone [ source of sour looks photo from here ]

Relax ?

It turned out to be Labour's Day, parents are finally home. My neighbourhood suffered from a 2 hour blackout last night. I was in the middle of translating a 3 page document and all of a sudden " POOF! " #$%&# !!!!! BUMMER!!! Immediately I grab my phone and began my rants. Its worst than catastrophe. Alone in the dark with nothing to do, called up Vicky and transmuted into a monstrous executer; all boiled up. The power came back approximately 1.30AM, my brain was already drained out, cerebrum flattened thus I procrastinated and indulged myself in DVD instead.

Xi Yan : Oh gosh, your dog is soooooooo cute!!!

Me : That's my neighbour's one, but it's 24/7 at my place. Considering it partially mine.

Xi Yan : I'm going to ignore your cat and play with this cutey now..

Me : * glare using evil eyes * Sheesh... I'll knocked it down with mum's Saga someday when you're back in Singapore.

My cousins came over today, I overslept and by the time I woke up they were all sitting in the living room with my parents back home. Skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch [ skipped breakfast for a week and my body weight dropped vastly from 50kg to 48kg ] I'm feeling a fusion of anorexia and bulimia. I seriously need to begin my new 'diet' plan before I got blown away by the wind and being teased by devious cousins claiming that I'm still a child. Kikuri, my cat is badly ignored by evil heartless beings after they discovered about my neighbour's dogs. Injustice.. Cats are adorable too!!

I'm piled with procrastinated work. Termination begun at 9PM, typed 2 sets of objective questions consisting of 50 questions each, completed a set of Moral paper 2 papers, translated another 2 page document from my aunt and finally the hardest.. designing a graphic using GIMP ( GNU Imaging Manipulation Programme ). It took me 3 whole hours to study online tutorials to understand how it works, I think photoshop is easier than this software. The worst case is, I need to save a minimum of 3 primary pictures to be submitted along with the end product; prevent users from grabbing copy-right images from the web probably. Luckily, all these tiring work earned me cash. $__$

The end product. GIMP doesn't seemed to have enhanced 'font tools' like the ones in Photoshop. I'm satisfied with my work

Angelina got a full scholarship to UTAR, congrats to her! Azureen's getting her personal Kancil. Chiaw Jen's getting her own Myvi. Josh got himself a Macbook Pro. All the text messages I received simply killed me. *PENG*

By the way, I have Lepidopterophobia [ says here ]