Cheater ALERT!!!

There was always a saying “Liar liar pants on fire”. In fact, there is going to be a certain individual who will suffer from this sort of combustion. Let the picture do the talking and observe. This is what happened during our year-end Moral test; some girl in our class had actually chose the “easy” or “short-cut” way to excel in Moral. From my analysis, SHE COPIED MORAL DEFINITION ON TINY PIECES OF PAPER AND STUFF IT IN HER PENCIL CASE!!!!! This is rather a humiliation or embarrassing thing to do as a science student!!!! I mean, what is the significance of obtaining good grades in Moral through the “cheater” method!!!! Thank God she was spotted and her picture was taken by Jemuel using his Motorola ROKR hand phone (by the way, its illegal to bring hand phones…who cares). So, I’m posting this post to revive all human beings who had “polluted” and “contaminated” brain!!!

ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!

Insufficient Memory Space

Human-killing examinations are finally over, so let’s PARTY!!!! Like I always said there’s always a “but” in life, nothing could be 100% perfect. The word “PARTY” here also has the same significance based on the following equation: after-exams = 98% freedom + party + fun. Now, where did the 2% went??? Clearly it had been subtracted by “paper-returning” procedures. I

got my history paper back today and it was like shit *mind my language*. Paper 2 was fine, I got 90% but I only got 73% for paper 1!!!!!! I totally despise objective questions which require students to darken their answers, subjective or essays were way much easier. At the end of the day I ended up with a pitiful 82% - A1 for my history. I'm demanding a better A1 here. I need an addition of 50 terabytes memory to save in a whole load of history facts you know!!!!! If only there was a “brain-memory upgrade” whatever device…

I'm A ROBBER!!!

I have to pronounce a confession about the sins I have done today, I done a so-called thievery thing. In short, I’ve “stole” RM8.00. Well, it’s not that I shoved over a junior and threatened him for 8 bucks or grab people’s wallet by purpose. I can address that the money actually approached to me. Hard to believe??? Allow me to recall the situation.

Break time as we all know is a very precious and valued time; I took the opportunity to hang around with my friends since the horrid examinations are over. Human organisms require food to survive and so do I. However in my extreme case of poverty I had totally forgotten to bring money to school to grab food, *dumbness invading my brain*; this is when Bernice saw cash on the floor!!!! Fancy how it happened, I mean I didn’t have cash and out of the blue it 8 bucks appeared on the floor beneath the opposite chair. Without any doubt Bernice took the money. Hmmm…I don’t consider this as sin, more than self-survival cause I’m suffering from minor starvation. Further more, there is always a Malay phrase which says “ada rezeki jangan ditolak”. So, Bernice, Nicole and I shared the 8 bucks among ourselves and we managed to order 2 glasses of lime juice, teh C peng, Maggie noodles and fried rice. Look!!! 8 bucks actually saved lives of 3 individuals.

Kittens

Bubbles (my cat) have successfully given birth to 2 cute cuddly kittens!!!!! The generation of cats in my family needs to be continued, as I always said that “cats are always and forever better than dogs”. I wonder why the populace has constantly proclaimed “dogs are men’s best friend”. By contrast, cats are obviously odourless while dogs seem to have that unpleasant smell or in other means dogs are malodorous. Plus!!!! Dogs have disgusting and sickening fleas on their body!!!! Cats are sOo much cleaner and their fur is smooth and soft. In conclusion, I just want to emphasize that cats are better and thus I’ve stick to cats as my faithful companion since young.

About my new kittens, I have chosen several names for them. Previously, I’ve been addicted to names based on the theme food. So I decided to diverge and oppose that. This point in time, I cover the names which are more towards weird + cute. Hah! Now I have named them “Pween” and “Poing”. Creative people have creative brains to produce creative names which are different from non-creative people. *accentuate “creativity here!!!*

Nevertheless, I find hedgehogs irresistible as well. They’re cute, cuddly, round, spikey with tiny nose *admiration and adoration soaring in the atmosphere*. That seem to be an ideal preference for pets too I suppose. As a result, I decided to somehow “adopt” a hedgehog from this website (link it duh??) and colour it blue. Yes, BLUE!!! Why blue??? It’s visible that I’m still burying myself with my latest passion towards the shade BLUE.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Typical Love

People often said that love is blind. I have my own opinions regarding this issue. Apart from stating this “love” term as complicated (because it’s a mixture of happiness, somber, jealousy, anger etc) it is also a ravenously torment process. Allow me to introduce a scene that will simply put in plain words of the term L.O.V.E.

Scene 1: This is the most common love story happened to all couples. Ok, the story begins when a guy produced a special feeling towards a girl. As time goes by they (the guys) intend to express this feeling of theirs and soon appear themselves to be happy simple couples, the end. If you’re asking me the mechanism that leads to this process, I would say that the answer is electronic gadgets. Why??? Obviously guys express “flowery” words through sms or phone calls. Nevertheless, the story doesn’t end like any childish fairytale like Cinderella or Beauty and The Beast or Snow White.

The average period for a couple to last is about 6 months, longest 2 years I guess. During this time they’ll brag about their partners…presents, sweet and lovable memories whatever. Then the times slowly crawl by and the glittering heart-shaped crystal which embedded between them eventually and shattered like a million pieces of crystal-like droplets. This is the moment that you’ll notice that the term “sweet” and “happy” had been erased clearly from their faces. Typically, these breaks up couples will pour out EVERYTHING awful about their past relationship and indirectly lead them to be tight enemies. This is what I categorize as “typical L.O.V.E”

to be continue...

Blackout

Today’s Add Maths tuition was like any typical sessions I have ever had, only that we had to crack our brain completing Differentiation questions in darkness under candle lights. 12 of us were stuck in the realm of darkness and thanks to globalization and modernization which literally caused impact to our Earth; we had to endure HEAT as in high temperature. Who to blame???? I would strongly point accusing fingers to SESCO. I mean, why there is a sudden electricity breakdown in the middle of that point?? *Hurling madness*. F

For your information, my parents had to pay every second for my Add Math tuition and this is what I get, a abrupt blackout. So in order to stay alive in that horrendous and terrible condition, I “talked”. By exercising your mouth with lip movement while producing sounds and words which eventually became an interaction between human beings, we stayed alive!!!!! Talking like a professional dude LOL. When the lights are up, it was already 8.55 p.m *Noticed that I have wasted more than 2 hours due to electricity breakdown*.

Crap Report

Here I am stuck and jammed between my dell notebook, typing my SLAD annual report. Indeed, doing reports is totally not my type of job. But this obligation or what I normally categorized as crap must be done since I’m secretary of SLAD. Originally wasting my time and energy pressing keyboards to allow the words “AKTIVITI SKIM LENCANA ANTI DADAH 2007” appearing on the monitor wasn’t my job. However, the vice secretary seem to give teacher lame excuses that she must study for year-end exams *sigh*.

I’m starting to make up hypothesis that the vice secretary is DEGLECTING HER RESPONSIBILITIES AS VICE SECRETARY ON PURPOSE a.k.a LAZY!!!!

Exams begin at 8th till 23rd for all form 4 students, if I have sufficient time to do this piece of crap I don’t see a single logic excuse for you to be unable to finish it. Moreover, I have to waste my printer ink for something that wasn’t supposed to be my duty *blood veins will burst out any moment now*. Thus, I’m STRICTLY DEMANDING that students should be given poses according to their CAPABILITY IN HANDLING RESPONSIBILITIES despite that co-curricular marks are imperative. Now I must carry on my “superfluous” burden, typing this piece of crap.

Raya

Today is the first day of Raya. I woke up quite late about 10.10 AM and took Oreo and milk for breakfast. It surely doesn’t seem a day for me to post any blog, but here I want to express my boredom during this festive day. Started doing mathematics revision by 11.00 while mum and dad went out Raya-ing. I never miss this cause’ Malay food and delicacies and just sumptuous.

On the other hand, I’ll be spelling the word J.O.Y for today. In other words, today has been the greatest day so far in year 2007, joyfulness and happiness just continues to enter my front door *Breathing blissful air from the atmosphere*. First, I was bolted from the blue when I saw my beloved cousin; Irene came back from Intec University. It’s been centuries since we last meet up and I surely miss her a LOT. Wait!! Ivy seems to be getting taller!!!! We sort of had a family reunion on this blessed day as everyone gather around to celebrate my grandparents’ birthday. Thank you God for all your wondrous blessings You have shared to all of us, You’re simply the BEST. Nothing can possibly stop me from enjoying and pleasuring all the cheerfulness in the air. So try shocking me with a 1000 volt thunder bolt or blast me with a homing hand grenade and I’ll be OK *LOL*

I’ll end my post here to prevent eye balls from dropping out as I realized that my previous posts were giving people eyesores.

Additional Stress

Additional Mathematics test is finally over, now every single human form is the class is pouring out ranting and complains about the test. To be honest, the test is exceptionally difficult. My dad managed to finished his marking on our add math papers and this is the time I agree the statement that parents “DO” play their role in moulding the child’s future.

After knowing my terrible result I’ve been ambushed by a zillion and gazillions of hear-piercing lecture from my dad. Yes, he’s been spreading my stupidity in making careless mistakes and nag about me being a chatterbox is class. By the way I got and A2 – 75% in my add math. Me?? A chatterbox??? That is perceptibly UNTRUE and I’m demanding a debate with my dad. Jing Hao who used to get A1 in add math got B3 this time only that Wan Fang’s the only person who managed to score over 90%. Parents do exercise their lips and mouth as a matter of fact, because he grumbled over my result all the way back from school. So now I’ve been obliged to practice add math EVERYDAY during the year end hols. *Banging behind bars*.

Cha Kue vs. Satay

Question: Is Cha Kue Better than Satay???

Today is the time I say publicly that I’m half mummified or in depth I assert myself half-dead. Exams will begin after this splendid Raya (Finally) on Wednesday and luckily its English, however the Raya holidays doesn’t mean that I can procrastinate till Wednesday because I have to burry myself once more in History text book. To ensure that I’m still crammed with morality and decency I would take this opportunity to thank my “GREAT” teacher who set the History papers, Mr. Augustine. F.Y.I we had only finished chapter 8 in History, Pembaharuan Dan Pengaruh Islam Di Malaysia Sebelum Kedatangan Barat, but Mr. Augustine’s damn questions are from chapter 7 until 10!!!!! Look, ain’t that pleasurable?. By calculation, I have approximately 20 hours to study an addition of 2 chapters. I’m a student who fancies a lot about the MAIN purpose of studying History and now you’re telling me that you’re setting questions which are “out bounded” in our syllabus????? *Sigh*

Back to the question, is Cha Kue better than Satay??? I’ve finally made up a conclusion to that query. Today, I had to tag on Ling Ying for PBK class because there won’t bb any PBK’s on this Sunday. Fine that’s not the main agenda. I want to make complains here *hurling madness* about the service in PBK, why??? First I enter the centre with sun shine circling my body to ask where our class is. Then, the counter replied upstairs. So I took my steps upstairs and I saw a whole bunch of form 5 students registering for some seminar which has totally nothing to do with me. Later I went downstairs and ask the service counter again *rage began to slowly build up here*. She asked me to go upstairs and ask the service counter there. Noticed that I have waste 20% of energy walking up and down with endless inquires, I was retorting in my heart. “Hello??? You’re the service counter, and obviously it’s a responsibility for you to know precisely what’s going around???!!!” At the end of the day we managed to enter our class – 1.2. Ling Ying’s mother brought us for supper at Hui Sing as I ordered Cha Kue while Ling Ying ordered Satay. Hmmm…from here I would state that Cha Kue taste better than Satay. Why??? I’ve eaten one satay and it gave me nightmares. The colour is BLACK, taste awfully SWEET and the worst case is Ling Ying had to force herself to eat all of those “THINGS” (With her sulky face). Oppositely, my Cha Kue taste ravenously delicious. Thus…

Answer: Cha Kue is much better than Satay.

Exam Suicidal

I had broken my rule of staying away from blogging but I have to declare to citizens from all walks of life that I am killing myself at this very moment. Not in the sense that I’m committing suicide but I’m dying because of exams!!!! 2 weeks of exam is seriously a critical condition which leads to mental disorder and brain sickness a.k.a madness.

First week totally sucks, Biology I, II, III landed on first day, next there was Additional Math I, II on the second day, Chemistry I, II, III following after that and BM I, II. I’ve squeezed my brain meticulously in order to brainstorm these subjects but I realized that it wasn’t working. 60% of my brain is telling me that I’m flopping Chemistry, I mean why fancy about it. Our Chemistry teacher, Miss Tho completed the whole syllabus as in 2 chapters in just 2 periods!!I’m obviously NOT exaggerating here, note that!! Factual!

This “thing” called differentiation is also stabbing me half dead. My brain cells are flawlessly working until I reached 9.4.1 – Rate in Change. This “thing” is certainly not human-study and there’s like dozens of formulas to memorize. I just failed to see the link between all the formulas in this damn chapter. However, things are not as bad as Indices & Logarithms. If I categorize Differentiation as complicated, Logarithms is equivalent to shyt.

I am now choking to death, gasping vigorously, desperately in need for fresh oxygen and space before my brain explodes into a million pieces. Time is like pace at this present time, I had approximately a week plus till doomsday is over. Trying hard to be the soul survivor here!!!!

Daughtry - Over You

Now that it's all said and done,
I can't believe you were the one
To build me up and tear me down,
Like an old abandoned house.
What you said when you left
Just left me cold and out of breath.
I fell too far, was in way too deep.
Guess I let you get the best of me.

Well, I never saw it coming.
I should've started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I'd doubt you,
I'm better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I'm slowly getting closure.
I guess it's really over.
I'm finally getting better.
And now I'm picking up the pieces.
I'm spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through,
I got over you.

You took a hammer to these walls,
Dragged the memories down the hall,
Packed your bags and walked away.
There was nothing I could say.
And when you slammed the front door shut,
A lot of others opened up,
So did my eyes so I could see
That you never were the best for me.

Well, I never saw it coming.
I should've started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I'd doubt you,
I'm better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I'm slowly getting closure.
I guess it's really over.
I'm finally getting better.
And now I'm picking up the pieces.
I'm spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through,
I got over you.

Well, I never saw it coming.
I should've started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I'd doubt you,
I'm better off without you
More than you, more than you know.

Well, I never saw it coming.
I should've started running
A long, long time ago.
And I never thought I'd doubt you,
I'm better off without you
More than you, more than you know.
I'm slowly getting closure.
I guess it's really over.
I'm finally getting better.
And now I'm picking up the pieces.
I'm spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together.
Well I'm putting my heart back together,
'Cause I got over you.Well I got over you.
I got over you.
'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through,
I got over you.

STOP!!

This will be my shortest post so far. I won't be blogging for a week or two. EXAMS GONNA START BY MONDAY!!!!! *S.C.R.E.A.M.S*

Biology & Frog

Today I’ve run through lungs and internal organs of a frog, at the same time being a surgeon for once in Biology. Although frogs are life forms that sound typical in our daily lives, I can seriously tell you that it is certainly not easy to find!!!! Providentially I managed to buy 3 frogs for 30 cents each from my neighbour, it appear exactly at the time when I called for help. Great!!! I have “stuffs” for frog operation tomorrow. *Smiles*

Ok, enough all the babbling and let me share the moments during the experiment. First things first materials like gloves, wool, chloroform and apparatus include dissection set, tray, pins etcetera were prepared. Not forgetting collecting my group members, that’s when I realized that Jemuel was ABSENT!!!!! *sigh*. Since I was the only person who brought frogs on that particular day, I decided to let my generosity and kindness spread through me. I shared my 2 other frogs to other “pity” groups.

The frog was first placed into a beaker contained chloroform, and allow me to tell you that 4 hands were needed. Like people always said, there is no 100% perfection in every single thing you do. Similarly it all happened on that day, one of the frog sort of escaped through the window *lightning striking in my brain*. Then, Nicole with her ear-splitting and loud noise started to vibrate in our biology lab. Shrieking when her frog was jumping in the beaker, *thunder bolts in my brain*. All I can say was several human beings are just born not to be in the tune of science.

After a few minutes, I remove the unconscious frog and pinned it on the dissecting tray *Ouch!!*. Then I made the first incision on the skin of the frog along the centre of the frog to bisect it. Forceps and scissors were needed next to continue our procedure. Then Felicia helped to pick up the flaps of skin with the forceps while I separate the skin from the muscles using scalpel. Using scissors, I then continue the incision up the middle to a point just below the front legs and I turned the blades sideways to cut through the chest bones. Later, I separated the muscle flaps from the organ and used a scalpel to divide the muscle layer from the organ tissue. Here, I can observe that the frog’s heart is still beating (He doesn’t want to die even though we’ve already played through his internals). On the other hand, the second frog seems to die just after Mei Choo and Nicole started their incision on the frog’s skin. I can see blood flowing and bursting out from the organs!!!! *exaggerates*. So we decided to use the dead one for “further operations” in other words we played with it.

Blood art.

At the end of the day, our first frog managed to stay alive for approximately 4 hours!!!!! Of course it ended up in the garbage bin after it died, I don’t consider us as cruel and heartless beings because we wrapped it’s corpse in luminous paper before “burial” (it sounds better using this term).

Copy Cat

Some people just are born to be copy cats. Yes.. I mean you somewhere out there.