Feel the Raw Naked Hansley of the Road

I was really busy for the past few days, procrastinating maybe but still burdened with a heavy weight of things to settled. If only my imaginary blog drafts can be transfered to blogger automatically via [ inserts professional science-ish term ] then I'll be blogging like crazy.

I'll blog about the details SOON, I hope. At the mean time, I shall do a tag from Kay for the sake of waking up my dead blog.

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

Tag 20 people including me.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Hansley: The other white meat

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Cuts Hansley time in half

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is…
Challenge Hansley [ WOA!! ]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Dude! You're getting a Hansley!

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?

For mash, get Hansley.

6. To someone you dislike?
Simple impartial Hansley.

7. You’re in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
And because all the ladies love Hansley. [ LOL ]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say…
The biggest Hansley pennies can buy. [ Slaps self ]

9. You’re failing a subject, you say…
Cleans right round the Hansley.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Come see the softer side of Hansley.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her…
Let the Hansley begin

12. Someone told you you’re an asshole, you tell them…
Fill it to the rim with Hansley

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The world's favourite Hansley ^__^

14. If you’re going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
Hansley makes everything better. [ Am I awesome or what?! ]

15. Your last words before you die…
There's first love, and there's Hansley love.

16. Your message to a special someone..
The home of Hansley.

17. Title of this post will be…
Feel the raw naked Hansley of the road. [ Muahahahhaha ]

I shall tag:

*insert names of 20 people*