Bored & Hilarious

I woo all bloggers to try this, its hilarious

Month you were born on:

Jan – I beat up
Feb – I bitch slapped
Mar – I kissed
Apr – I raped
May – I slept with
Jun – I killed
Jul – I pretended to be
Aug – I lied to
Sept – I kicked
Oct – I had sex with
Nov – I confessed my love to
Dec – I was raped by

Date you were born on:

1 – A tree
2 – My science teacher
3 – My cousin
4 – The beggar
5 – The police
6 – A gay
7 – My bro
8 – My Maid
9 – A girl I know
10 – A cat
11 – My enemy
12 – A Frog
13 – The president
14 – My best friend
15 – My crush
16 – A guy on the net
17 – My school principle
18 – My uncle19 – A Lesbian
20 – A homo
21 – A policeman
22 – Spongebob squarepants
23 – My best friend’s bf/gf
24 – The cleaner
25 – My girlfriend
26 – A gangster
27 – Paris Hilton
28 – His Ass
29 – A Donkey
30 – An Emo
31 – Myself

Favourite Colour:

Red – Because we both were HOT
Orange – Because I do anything
Yellow – Because I intended to
Green – Because we love each other
Blue – because I was insane
Purple – Because I was high
White – Because I’m cute
Black – Because I was bored

I raped the cleaner because I was insane