I was spending another whole day at Kim’s place, another channel of surviving from intense boredom and monotony. Mum asked me where would I want to spend my rest of the day and I was given 2 options. One was to tag along with my grandparents in their “visiting-old-folks” activity which was a total tedium. Fancy a 16 year old adolescent tracking an entire bunch of old folks??? My soul is already partially breathing due to what (boredom) I suffered during the holidays and now I got to spend my entire day tagging along old folks…NO THANKS! The next choice was rather relieving, to Kim’s place!!!! Without further hesitation and judgment I make my decision to utilize my time at Kim’s place.
However, I didn’t expect to get my wake up call that early!! My daily routine of waking up usually begins at 10 or 11, but Aunt Stella sent Kimberly to knock and bang on my door *could hear her shrieks and screams* at 9 a.m!!! I was in my dream swimming in a pool of millions of money and all of a sudden some aggravating voice emerged into my dream and woke me up. Grudgingly I woke up and migrated my heavy body into Kim’s Avanza. Next we’re off to her place.
I spotted a slight odor surfaced from Kim, the malodorous smell truly made me stifle. Plus, Kimberly was still in her pajamas, teeth un-brushed, spreading all the virus and bacteria into the atmosphere. My day continued at a nearby bakery. Aunt Stella obliged Kim to accompany me to buy some chocolate cake *Kim was furious as she was in still her pajamas with a hair as messy as a cow barn*. The virus and bacterial spree deteriorate in the present bakery.
We reached Kim’s place and I dash in front of her PC and engaged myself in internet. Kim (still in her pajamas and teeth un-brushed) strolled around every single square-feet of her home with zilch. I played Warcraft: Frozo Throne while Kimberly started to play all her kids game – Sue. Of all the games, she played Sue while Kevin seemed to slot in his gameboy. For myself I would only play Sue if only the world was about to detonate or if only I was given a check of $10, 0000, 00000, due to its IQ-decreasing elements and intense idiocy in Sue.
The clock ticks by no means and soon it was afternoon, I was too lazy to take my bath (took my morning-shower already) but Kim *again* haven’t bathe or sponged down herself since morning. Not forgetting she was still in her pyjamas, testimony that kids are all grubby and dirty. My stomach as demanding for food so Aunt Stella called Pizza Hut delivery service. I realized that the holiday mood really made everyone lethargic and lazy, so pizza delivery service is specially meant for individuals like us.
My eye balls virtually felt off my sockets when I saw the pizza, the dressing wasn’t on the pizza and by appearance the pizza was not in place. Guess that pizza delivery service still has its own consequences… We ordered a regular sized pizza but due to the over sized box the pizza seemed to budge on the way and ended up “broken up”. *Sigh* lunch was served and I indulged myself in Mexican Fiesta Pizza despite the unsatisfactory appearance, it still tasted sumptuous. The grimy spree continued as Kimberly licks all her ten fingers while eating, a human born with unhygienic illness is inoperable.
Table manners are something typical which I expected every single child to know them. But *again* Kimberly just left her plates and utensils unclean on the dining table. I can only express 3 vocabularies: dirty, grubby and filthy. Aunt Stella did complained about the below satisfactory pizza and they decided to sent us another one, the prior is that it was FREE!!!!!!! I was expecting that we will be consuming pizza for the entire day…great.
Kimberly and I made a decision to compete in a game of “Da Club” whereby the owner who earns the most won. Obviously I won with a max profit of RM10, 000++ while Kimberly got bankrupt way earlier...*evil giggles*. She’s a gizmo geek but yet looses almost all the games she played, I made a hypothesis that her brain consists of 98% crap and 2% self-demanding ritzy ness.
I came to a conclusion that Kim is “Smelly Dirty Disgusting Salted-Fish Wannabe Kimberly Lim Ming Li” (I teased her that). And I kept repeating that for zillions of time on my way back home. Did I mention that giving people names is my forte? YES!!! A self-proclaimed genius multi-organism who brags about their IQ level is certainly a bluff (I was pointing accusing fingers to Kim). To determine her state of IQ, I run several experiment.
Q1: I inquire Kim about the definition of IQ.
Kim: ErrrRrr…My teacher hasn’t taught me that. (Intelligent Quotient)
Q2: What’s the middle of pig?
Kim: The pig’s body!!!! (i)
Q3: Which hand do you use to stir a cup of hot coffee?
Kim: The right hand!! (You use a spoon) *Kevin gave the correct answer*
Q4: Read “She sells sea shells by the sea shore”
Kim: See cells sea shells by the she shore yadda yadda yadda.
Based on all the observations and analysis, I conclude that Kimberly obtained an IQ of -150. The hypothesis is accepted. By the way, I’ve spent a whole day at Kim’s place and she was still in her pyjamas, un-bathe.
However, I didn’t expect to get my wake up call that early!! My daily routine of waking up usually begins at 10 or 11, but Aunt Stella sent Kimberly to knock and bang on my door *could hear her shrieks and screams* at 9 a.m!!! I was in my dream swimming in a pool of millions of money and all of a sudden some aggravating voice emerged into my dream and woke me up. Grudgingly I woke up and migrated my heavy body into Kim’s Avanza. Next we’re off to her place.
I spotted a slight odor surfaced from Kim, the malodorous smell truly made me stifle. Plus, Kimberly was still in her pajamas, teeth un-brushed, spreading all the virus and bacteria into the atmosphere. My day continued at a nearby bakery. Aunt Stella obliged Kim to accompany me to buy some chocolate cake *Kim was furious as she was in still her pajamas with a hair as messy as a cow barn*. The virus and bacterial spree deteriorate in the present bakery.
We reached Kim’s place and I dash in front of her PC and engaged myself in internet. Kim (still in her pajamas and teeth un-brushed) strolled around every single square-feet of her home with zilch. I played Warcraft: Frozo Throne while Kimberly started to play all her kids game – Sue. Of all the games, she played Sue while Kevin seemed to slot in his gameboy. For myself I would only play Sue if only the world was about to detonate or if only I was given a check of $10, 0000, 00000, due to its IQ-decreasing elements and intense idiocy in Sue.
The clock ticks by no means and soon it was afternoon, I was too lazy to take my bath (took my morning-shower already) but Kim *again* haven’t bathe or sponged down herself since morning. Not forgetting she was still in her pyjamas, testimony that kids are all grubby and dirty. My stomach as demanding for food so Aunt Stella called Pizza Hut delivery service. I realized that the holiday mood really made everyone lethargic and lazy, so pizza delivery service is specially meant for individuals like us.
My eye balls virtually felt off my sockets when I saw the pizza, the dressing wasn’t on the pizza and by appearance the pizza was not in place. Guess that pizza delivery service still has its own consequences… We ordered a regular sized pizza but due to the over sized box the pizza seemed to budge on the way and ended up “broken up”. *Sigh* lunch was served and I indulged myself in Mexican Fiesta Pizza despite the unsatisfactory appearance, it still tasted sumptuous. The grimy spree continued as Kimberly licks all her ten fingers while eating, a human born with unhygienic illness is inoperable.
Table manners are something typical which I expected every single child to know them. But *again* Kimberly just left her plates and utensils unclean on the dining table. I can only express 3 vocabularies: dirty, grubby and filthy. Aunt Stella did complained about the below satisfactory pizza and they decided to sent us another one, the prior is that it was FREE!!!!!!! I was expecting that we will be consuming pizza for the entire day…great.
Kimberly and I made a decision to compete in a game of “Da Club” whereby the owner who earns the most won. Obviously I won with a max profit of RM10, 000++ while Kimberly got bankrupt way earlier...*evil giggles*. She’s a gizmo geek but yet looses almost all the games she played, I made a hypothesis that her brain consists of 98% crap and 2% self-demanding ritzy ness.
I came to a conclusion that Kim is “Smelly Dirty Disgusting Salted-Fish Wannabe Kimberly Lim Ming Li” (I teased her that). And I kept repeating that for zillions of time on my way back home. Did I mention that giving people names is my forte? YES!!! A self-proclaimed genius multi-organism who brags about their IQ level is certainly a bluff (I was pointing accusing fingers to Kim). To determine her state of IQ, I run several experiment.
Q1: I inquire Kim about the definition of IQ.
Kim: ErrrRrr…My teacher hasn’t taught me that. (Intelligent Quotient)
Q2: What’s the middle of pig?
Kim: The pig’s body!!!! (i)
Q3: Which hand do you use to stir a cup of hot coffee?
Kim: The right hand!! (You use a spoon) *Kevin gave the correct answer*
Q4: Read “She sells sea shells by the sea shore”
Kim: See cells sea shells by the she shore yadda yadda yadda.
Based on all the observations and analysis, I conclude that Kimberly obtained an IQ of -150. The hypothesis is accepted. By the way, I’ve spent a whole day at Kim’s place and she was still in her pyjamas, un-bathe.
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