XXL

Retail therapy is a boon for me and I believe it is also a godsend in any case of depression, angst and exasperation. But what’s worst… is when you literally dig through the entire store and finding a piece that doesn’t have your size.

Aaron: “Kid! So what did you sweep back in Malaysia this time?”

Me: “Not much, a couple of tops and semi formals since I have to ask the sales assistant for ‘S’ and he gives me that glare everytime.”

Aaron: “Oh wells you sad person, you need to visit the baby section like Baby Zara or Baby Adidas and get the biggest size! Hahaha”

Me: “Sheesh! Those are bloody cartoonish and childish… Besides, I AIN’T THAT SMALL”

Aaron: “Once a kid forever a kid :D”

Even back in Russia, I had to ask for ‘S’ and sometimes ‘XS’ when choosing a top, no need to even think about bottoms since pants are humongous and too long for my pathetic height. Depressingly failed retail therapy.

Seriously, why are  attires in malls getting larger and larger? It’s ridiculously gargantuan that they even need to provide odd sizes like those ‘XXLs’ yet never bother to properly utilize those materials to make more ‘S’ or ‘XS’ sizes ones for people like me. Makes me feel like a gnome everytime I want to get a top.

Biased towards short people and supporting obese people is what I’m assuming when it comes to marketing priorities. Yet in reality, the short ones are not only the victims but also innocent since we have to accept the fact that we are naturally born short [ neglect the fact about hypocalcaemia cause’ we’re not in Africa ] and the fat, obese people are the criminals!

Despite the fact that I maybe offending almost half or more than half of the world’s population, but it’s obviously easier to get fat rather than to slim down or decrease one’s height. Akin to the fact that creating crimes are much more easier compared to doing a deed :D

But alas! In this case, creating crimes [ fat, obese people ]  get more clothing choices compared to the ones doing good deeds [ short people ].

Very controversial right? I’m prepared to be bombed by a list of haters behind my back, blogging is never fair when it comes to personal preferences and expressing from one point of view; unless if I’m fat and obese of course… this post will turn upside down.

I should major in plastic surgery after 30 years of working experience and offer free bone extension and intensive liposuction to everyone, regardless how expensive an broke I’ll get.

Even this statement is sufficient enough for me to run as president! I made myself so considerate :)