Facts

Me: Dennis! Listen to this, Americans have sex 118 times a year, below the average of 127. Eastern Europeans have sex an average 150 times a year. The countries with the lowest sex frequencies are Sweden (102), Malaysia (100), and Singapore (96).

Dennis: Wow...

Me: Look at the bright side, at least Malaysia is famous for something.

Abraham: Faster go Dennis, do more do more!

Dennis: Later mati pucuk larh!

Me: At least Malaysia's sex frequency is 100, sad Singaporeans too stress less than 100. By the way, the total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

Dennis: Woooh...

Me: I feel so smart :)