Folly in St. Mary

I bumped into a conversation with my cousin Seraphina today, and after I heard the gossip, I want to publish this news to the “America’s Funniest News” (Not home video since it is theoretical and orally). If there is such reality show, I guess I would have a big chance to run for a million dollars. So, to be different from other typical bloggers, I decided to acquaint the news in a little addition of dialogue form.

Seraphina: Do you have any idea what’s wrong with St. Mary’s school teachers???

Me: *Anxious* What???

Now you see, there has always been this combat or conflict between the St. Theresa and the St. Mary students, so whatever my cousin is going to discharge out later would certainly WON’T BE ANYTHING NICE. Moreover, she’s a Theresian.

Seraphina: *Pouring out everything* they’re like the stupidest beings on earth who doesn’t know how to calculate perimeter!!!

Me: What!!! Seriously??? Perimeter???? You’re telling me that teachers in St. Mary don’t know how to calculate perimeter???

My brain is currently thinking, in the process of recalling the time I learned perimeter. Ah! I actually learned that topic since primary 4. And now Sera is telling me that a Math teacher who is much older *suppose to be educated* than me have no idea how to do question regarding perimeter???? It’s not only unexplainable, it is literally impossible!!! But things just seem to have happened in that manner.

Seraphina: SERIOUSLY!!! Not exactly ALL, but the dumb teacher who’s teaching my sis…*sigh*

(Engielista interrupting defending the dumb teachers who have zero idea in calculating perimeter)

Here’s one of the excellent students in St. Mary who seemed to be showing loyalty and faithfulness towards the school. Even though she has been taught by a teacher who is “smart” enough to have zero knowledge in perimeter, she still insisted to protect her beloved teacher. How touching….Dear Engielista, wake up!!! Your teacher is stupidifying the whole class!!! *mind my innovative invention in English Vocabularies*

Seraphina: Shut up!! St. Mary’s SUCKS!!!!!

Me: OMG!!! This is damn hilarious man!!! I simply can’t believe it *expressing laughter*

Seraphina: Oh, moreover those pathetic teachers even got the question and discussed it with other teachers…And guess what?? NO ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One teacher who doesn’t know how to solve a primary school maths question is already considered dumb, now you’re telling me that a bunch of teacher discussing that particular question and yet NOT GETTING ANY ANSWERS is what I called “the end of the world for the Marians”.

Me: *Things just persist on getting hilarious* Goodness gracious, is this an application of idiocy in the society or what!!

Seraphina: Plus!!!! *Drum rolls* It’s a perimeter of a square!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain’t that amusing…

Me: (I am dumb-struck and speechless to hear the news) SHOOT ME WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!

A square is a shape with all sides the same, which means we can just solve the so-called “unsolvable” question by adding all the sides in order to get the perimeter, SIMPLE!!! I think there is no one in this world that cannot possibly solve that pitiful math question; it’s a primary school level which means I only have to use 0.000000001% of my brain to think. Wait!!! I can’t use the term “think”, more to “look at the question”. *Sigh*

It's just a drama, no offence to any school teachers.