We tend to be at out most so called sensitive or conscious state whenever we stumbled upon our friends’ or acquaintances’ problems; and the reason why I’m determined to use the verb ‘stumble’ shows how publically it’s shown. E.g. Facebook or Twitter.
It’s not surprising how we can endlessly scroll and hit the [refresh] button just to be curious about everyone’s live feeds. Inquisitive but yet it’s only an element occurring on the surface, attenuated and serve no purpose.
Emo desperate for boyfriend girl 91 You don’t have to care for me anymore. We are OVER!!!
I’m sure statuses like this are not as scarce as hen’s teeth, here’s a sudden moment of monotony: “Breaking up soon I see?” and it normally ends with a wicked silent giggle.
Pathetic injured douchebag Injured my spine, lying in the hospital with obese nurses with bad B.O FML
Hah! My apologies, obviously couldn’t help it but to burst out a loud chuckle! Next thing… is to wonder around my optical mouse and click [Like]. Yes, we tend to ‘like’ it more when catastrophes happened to out friends. Maybe not we but me, yes I admit… there is a mild evilness that has been rooted in me; just waiting for it to be cleansed.
Madly in love drunken girl I LOVE MY BOYFIIEEEE SOO MUCHIE. MUAXX MUAXX
*Inserts snorlax look* It’s a bummer that Facebook doesn’t have a [Dislike] button or else I’ll probably hit on it a million times. Love drunken couples sharing their love and kisses publically as if people do not know they’re madly together. Salivating over one another. Why not make porn and sex scenes instead?
So which category do you people belong do in my list of rhetorical statuses?
the worst on facebook lately is the trend of girls in bikinis posing nonstop and the trend of couples in the midst of kissing
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