Of Randomness

 

I dislike Gabrielle Jee for ditching me to rot alone in my braces world

I need to improve my English because I sent a birthday wish to Kay that sounded like this:

May yr ‘geniusness’ grow prosperously to be ‘geniuser’ and ‘geniuser’ and eventually become ‘geniusest’ among all ‘geniusest’

Paul, world-famous 'psychic' octopus, dies in Germany before I could flood him with my life questions like: “Will I graduate as a doctor?” “Will I be a plastic surgeon?” “Will I quit blogging?”

Now I need to find a pig or maybe our very own Malaysian Orang Utan as an oracle for my destiny.

Blackberry grew a brain for releasing a new version of Bold with a 5 megapixel camera yet still looks like a bulky Casio calculator.

I bought a new Adidas knit beanie which costs 1290 roubles for only 390 roubles.

I betrayed Smucker’s and fell in love with Nutella, also… I plan to visit Italy someday to get a 5kg bottle of Nutella because 350g is just not enough.