Ridiculously Emotional Facebook Status

Ever seen obnoxious premature kids post their excessively on their Facebook status? Well, I’m really sick and detests them to their every bit. What’s the main point of telling the entire Facebook universe about your moronically insane love feeling?

Here’s one, for those banana people who couldn’t read Chinese, I’ll be honored to translate them for you.

I blog about things that poke my eye balls, no harm :)

A’s status: *sobs sobs* I know I’m not suppose to bother you… Goodbye I won’t bother you anymore. Actually I love you so much *Awh!* but sadly you have no feelings towards me anymore. I understand that it’s best that we remain as friends. Bye

4 flee brains ‘liked’ it for don’t know what reason. *Wait, cause’ their skulls are separated from their sutures and infested with flees*

B: Love is not a game. Someone who’s serious in a relationship will not end it by any means. *Quoting like some philosopher*

A: I SHOULD DIE! I’M USELESS!!! *Damn dramatic*

A: No one will give any opportunity to me! *Sad music plays*

A: I WANT TO LEAVE!!!!!! *Obviously he commented on his status 3 times to gain B’s attention*

B: Why are you saying such things about yourself…Have confidence in yourself. You can do it! *See…. and she pities the arse*

A: You’ve changed, not the [ inserts B’s name ]  that I’ve known. *Typical fake sympathy slogan*

B: Really? Changed into?

A: You changed into someone prettier. *Pukes!*

A: Don’t want to disturb you chatting with Kim… Bye bye.