Calculating Dramas Around

Finally I’m done with high mathematics exam, it partially killed my cerebrum after brainstorming on a few questions on Calculus but glad that last-minute and early morning intensive studying paid off. Thanks to cheese and bread particularly.

Remembered my previous post on how dramatic life is regarding issues I’m facing here? Well, it’s not an exaggeration to say that a firebomb was just released. More drama taking place on this stage, involving tears some more.

Conflicts can erupt into fatal warfare. I shall dwindle down on the details since it involves racism, well kind of..

I was in the kitchen crapping with Dennis as he was preparing for dinner, working on something ‘supernatural’ I presumed. All of a sudden, a horde of India Indians came storming down our floor and along them was ‘flee girl’ as the victim and this hairy dude in sarong as their leader I think.

Obviously, ‘flee girl’ was into her dramatic mood swings crying and making gibberish complains as usual. Only that this time, it involves guys entering my friend’s room which unfortunately appeared to be her room. She protested and grumbled that guys kept entering her room and thus interfering with her privacy.

The point is, ‘flee girl’ only spends 5% of her time on the upper floor instead of her room, so making such complain will simply be utter balderdash and blarney! Besides that, she even made false accusation and reported to the ‘dekan’ that my friends from Conga & China were smoking in their room ( which they obviously didn’t).

Plus, from other sources she reported that all the guys including Malaysians and myself smoked. Absurdly hilarious! The police even came and were amused by brainless Indians making report just because guys enter her room which she hardly slept in it. Further more, everyone knows she’s been rotting in some guy’s room with 5 guys! Abraham says its ‘orgy’.

Based on my deranged hypothesis, I made a conclusion why is ‘flee girl’ acting in such way.

1. She was rejected by this Arabian guy whom she had a crush on (the one that beat her eons ago) and indirectly had a grudge against all male species.

2. She’s jealous that Arabians, Africans, China-chinese, Malaysians and other races can get along together and she couldn’t.

3. She came from a village and claimed that guys and girls stayed miles away from each other but yet… she’s constantly flirting with other gross, nauseating Indians.

4. She has flees and they eventually penetrate into her cerebrum which causes her to think abnormally.

5. She’s non human (Okay maybe this hypothesis is rejected).

My main concept is that, we are all living under one roof, one community in a big family. Tolerance and patience are both inevitably vital in order to maintain good relationship within one another. So why waste time making false assertions and charges against people just because you are the alienated one?

Now, you all know that I’m actually a ‘smoker’.

In order to celebrate all these, Kalis & Eelin made 'tom-yam’ soup for all of us.