Daddy's Day & Accident

Before I begin this post, I would strictly advice all blog readers to pardon my extreme usage of absurd blasphemy and illimitable profanities.

It's Father's Day. However, things didn't seem to go well to perfection; blame it on calamities that occurred. I who just got my driving license for the past several months got involved in a severe car accident! It was raining cats and dogs by the late evening, as cautious as ever I drove at less than 60km/h and everything was going well as I thought it would be. Everyone was stuck in this massive traffic jam so the road was clearly busy as ever. All of a sudden!!! Some motorbike appeared from a junction right in front of me and with a blink of an eye I stepped on the brakes. Unfortunately, due to momentum and less friction.. it skidded and knocked the motorcyclist right in front. His body was swung right onto the middle of the road and to my worst dismay a lorry ran over him leaving a scatters of flesh all over the bloody place. I lost controlled of the vehicle and ran towards the right and hit another vehicle, it hit with great impact and my vehicle overturned. Soon.. fumes started to appear from the engine and oil spilled out. Next thing you know.. a chain explosion occurred and the scenario was akin to a real live battlefield.

Okay, that was just climactic and overly exaggerated. I'm still in one piece.

The real thing that happened was.. a minor accident. It was pouring rain and as usual roads got slippery, wipers were all on, visions were somehow blurred by rain and cranky impatient people lining up on roads creating massive traffic jam. Out of the blue! Some fucker motorcyclist rushed out from one junction and appeared right in front of us! Dad was on the brakes immediately! The vehicle drifted and eventually knocked the side of the motorbike and the asshole was on the ground. Dramatic honking from various drivers begun here. I was awoken by mum's paranoid scream and dad's honk. Effing pissed at that jerk!

“ It's a f*cking busy road and why on earth did the asshole just rushed out brainlessly!!! That dickhead should be run over by a lorry instead!!! "

Went down and checked, the dickhead is still alive of course. Only fell on the ground with minor scratches. A van with 2 anonymous person stopped by also, at first I thought they were his family members or friends since they were blabbering shit. But it turned out that they were only idiotic 'observers' entertaining themselves with this catastrophe. Shitheads. I can seriously amputate their penis and stuff them in their anus.

Mum : The moral of this is.. never drive fast

Dad : But if I drove FASTER.. we could have avoided that accident.

Me : Moral is.. Drove faster BUT.. demand the imbecile to PAY FOR MUM'S SCRATCH on this pity car!

You see.. my parents are angels I think. They didn't bother to demand that asshole to pay for the scratch mark on her vehicle. We just made a loss T__T Why being so kind? I wonder

By the way, I've been crapping all this and nothing about Father's Day yet. I did wished daddy Father's Day first thing in the morning then something ravenously hilarious happened! Some TV programme was interviewing a successful businessman who was sharing his experience of fatherhood... His speech was " For me, Father's Day is not a day for children to buy nice gifts for their dads, it's actually a day for their dad to show appreciation to their children. " I began to stare at dad to give him a sinistral look : " Seeee.. You need to show some appreciation to me instead!!! " ^__^ I love Father's Day.

Dad had a minor accident, mum's car got 'embellished' with a scratch mark, I'm traumatized with driving in the rain, most of all.. it happened all during Father's Day. This can be a classic FML but still..

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!