2 phone calls from XYZ caused me to pour a zillions of profanities and blasphemy.
XYZ : Hansley!!! This is XYZ. You checked JPA result yet ??Me : Errr.. Yeah, I didn't get it.
Me : My results aren't straight A1s, plus other factors so I didn't really put high hopes on JPA as well.
XYZ : But my son's result not even as good as yours he can get you know!!! So lucky him.. Why you didn't get??? Aih... I cannot believe my son getting it also.. So many straight A1s cannot get medicine and my son actually get it!!!!
Me : Err.. Lucky him then *middle finger* [ OF COURSE HE'S LUCKY!!! HE'S AN 'EARTH'LING... If you people understand what I meant ]
XYZ : But I still pity that you didn't get it, my son actually got it!!! I think you can appeal who knows you can get your course. But then I don't think vet is good, see my son got medicine. I think it's better than vet, you should choose medicine last time. Vet hard to find work next time..
Me : [ AF YOU SEE KAY ] Both equally interested. I need to go now ( hung up on XYZ )
A parent just called to brag and rub salt on my wounds about his son's 'unbelievable, awesome, marvellous success' in getting JPA scholarship in medicine despite the fact that his results were no better than mine. He deserved a spoonful of cow dug to shut his reeking mouth.
The next day, XYZ called again. The worst thing was... It's 9AM!
XYZ : Hansley! Can I asked you which country will JPA send my son to??
Me : Huh? How do I know ??? Indonesia or India maybe ??
XYZ : Owh.. Cause I want my son to get UK, doing medicine there is very prestigious you know.. they have universities like ... [ and the gibberish list goes on ]
Me : [ Annoyed ] Err.. Ya I know but India is one of the best country in medicine.
XYZ : So now I better start saving money, who knows he got UK right?? So expensive later.. India ??? Not good la..
Me : = =!!!!!!!!!! I'm busy now, bye.
I'd rather save energy than to waste them by talking to imbeciles. Not showing means of insubordination but it's just a way to prevent myself from simultaneous combustion due to this.
The next day, XYZ called again. The worst thing was... It's 9AM!
XYZ : Hansley! Can I asked you which country will JPA send my son to??
Me : Huh? How do I know ??? Indonesia or India maybe ??
XYZ : Owh.. Cause I want my son to get UK, doing medicine there is very prestigious you know.. they have universities like ... [ and the gibberish list goes on ]
Me : [ Annoyed ] Err.. Ya I know but India is one of the best country in medicine.
XYZ : So now I better start saving money, who knows he got UK right?? So expensive later.. India ??? Not good la..
Me : = =!!!!!!!!!! I'm busy now, bye.
I'd rather save energy than to waste them by talking to imbeciles. Not showing means of insubordination but it's just a way to prevent myself from simultaneous combustion due to this.
OK, WTH
ReplyDeletewho's that ??????????????????
hahahahah omg... so gila!
ReplyDeletewould u prefer some parent calling you and bragging about his son got a JPA scholarship medicine somemore.... or someone that chats with you so ganas-ly and barbaricly... i wonder....
you wouldn't prefer any... hahahahahahahahaahahah!!!
how come eh.. why go and call you one..so pelik... in my whole life never any parent ever called me...omg...so dasyat
The worst case I ever knew. I mean, WTH. She can't just talk that way.
ReplyDeletep/s: I'm annoyed as well.
Who was that? Crazy.. He/she very close to you? I hate this type of ppl lei. Macam ppl dunno he/her son tiok JPA. Keep on repeating. Nvm Hansley, you get better life than his/her son in the future and get more salary and maybe someday u can call back say "Hey, why your son's salary lower than me? He get JPA lei!!!" xD
ReplyDelete[ aaron ] that 'guys' dad la.. the one i mentioned a million times. just because i used to hang out with his son eons ago, he ASSUMED we're like best friends though his son transferred to maktab sains. Always report to me about his BELOVED son. sheesh.. annoying
ReplyDelete[ amy ] hahahahhaaha i'd rather prefer the ganas one. maybe i should let you talk to him next time. he thought that im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE to his son ma.. crazy i tell you.
[ barbara ] who wont be annoyed. man im pissed
[ wuisiong ] his dad thought that im SOOOO CLOSE with him. NOOOO MAN.. his son transferred to maktab sains whatever and i never contact him dude. crazy parent i tell you. gah!!
HHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!! LET ME TALK TO HIM... OMG...NO WAY MAN... later he salah faham... susah nanti... his son found out his dad got perempuan simpanan... omg...no wayy... memang crazy why lah! so proud until like that one... u shud bully his son..!!! bully bully bully!!
ReplyDeletehis BELOVED SON.. maybe same with you guys la... medicine also. hahahaha
ReplyDeletewho knows you fall in love with him. XD
OWH.. I KNOW WHO ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the guy who seemed anti social one.. that time we went to your house during CNY.. and he doesn't talk to nay of us one right???
ReplyDeleteWho knows you can do well in foundation or a levels and then u also can pursue in medicine?? hahaha
ReplyDeletestooopidity! ewh gross such ppl!
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth did his dad called you ?????? so sickening these type of people... sheesh. Nevermind brat.. find your daddy and complain. WAAAA... hahaha
ReplyDelete[ aaron ] yes aaron.. its HIM.. zip lips. controversial
ReplyDelete[ chong ] hahahaha pray hard then. since i cant get vet.. aim for medicine now. not many tuning uni offer vet
[ angelina ] now then u knw..
[ vicky ] hahahahhaha he knows already. he met him at school.. said the same thing. how sweet is THAT
yea rite i don't want... forget it....hahahahahaha!!... can guarantee wont be that guy...eeeeee oh nooo.....
ReplyDeletewho knows.. one day you get married. and i saw amy lynette together with his name.. AWWWW...
ReplyDelete=.= you are still talking about her? Anyways, I am getting on with life. Chao to frequent blogging. I can't wait to read my bio books.. Chao..
ReplyDeleteWho is this XYZ!?
ReplyDeleteLet's make a trip to kill him.
*evilgrin*
GO KILL THEM!!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha yea rite... eeeee... im not surprised if YOU MARRY HIM...
ReplyDeleteeeee omg... hahaah joking joking... forget it i wont know him wad...
[ lil ] lol, his parent called me wd.
ReplyDelete[ rudy ] good! i'll chop his head and you slit his body to half.
[ bernard ] u kill then i see. hmph good
[ amy ] puh leezzz.. he'll be following you to do medicine dont forgt that. haha
Gee, it is him eyy.. He got 8 or 7A1s only right??? my friends got 11A1s also couldnt get medicine.. awh man. this sucks
ReplyDeleteLet's kill him!! Wakaka.. What kind of face does he have? I can do it free for u though. xD
ReplyDeleteThat uncle is what I call an a**hole.
ReplyDeleteXYZ : You checked JPA result yet??
If I were you: Oh yeah. I got it but I rejected it because they gave me medic when I wanted to do veterinary science. You see, uncle, medicine is a a vocation. It is a calling. Not every straight As scorer can become a doctor. He or she must be driven by the need to help others, to work hard to dispense love, compassion and competent healthcare.. Without a heart rooted in the passion to save lives and alleviate pain, one may just languish in the profession (said in an alarming tone). Medicine is not about wealth or prestige. Anyway, I don't think it is right for those who can afford to send their son to UK to use the government's money. It should be reserved for those who have the passion to help homo sapiens but really cannot afford it even if they did not score straight A1s.
XYZ : But I still pity that you didn't get it, my son actually got it!!! I think you can appeal who knows you can get your course. But then I don't think vet is good, see my son got medicine. I think it's better than vet, you should choose medicine last time. Vet hard to find work next time..
If it was me: I have a passion to cure animals. Animals are also living things. They too deserve our love and care. And Uncle, I do not intend to work for people next time. My ambition is to open up my own clinic. I know in today's materialistic world, money talks and sadly it is more your money than your occupation that commands the respect of the masses. But I refuse to be bug by that. I would rather be wealthy in health and happiness than wealth.
Just that you did have to tell a lie.. (and exaggerate a lot). There again, with his command of English, he might think that you are spouting nonsense..
BTW, is XYZ's son a bumi?? If he is, then enough said.
If he's not, then I will call this guy lucky.
Put it this way, may be you can't blame XYZ. He thinks having children studying one of the 'elite professions' like medicine especially on a prestigious scholarship entitles one to some bragging rights. Probably you were his victim because he had no one else to brag to. So Thank God there is a kind-hearted youth named Hansley who is ever-so patient as to have a conversation with him..
I salute your patience!
God bless you.
OMG Hans u actually said India is a good country for medic? GOSH U SAID THAT??? AHHAHAHAH! GOOD ONE! I salute you.
ReplyDeleteDon't care about those morons. Let them rot in. ****
Af you see kay. lol.
[ KJ ]
ReplyDeletewow.. what a story. hahahaa
he's a bumi ahem ahem..
btw.. who are you ???
[ kay ]
i assumed its you.. hahahahahhaha
india is eventually top medical uni from what ppl said. oh wells.. hahaha
i think its you right ?
[ wuisiong ] hahahahhahahhaa he's a bumi.. kill him la. i dont mind
ReplyDelete[ aaron ] aiseh.. i ignored your message.. hahahhaha it IS. SUCKy
ReplyDeletemoron you.. sheesh
ReplyDeletenewez.. any plans of laptop YET ??????????????
its been ages since you plan to get one laaa..
Yup it's me.
ReplyDelete[ aaron ]
ReplyDeleteso rush for what.. People living hard in extreme poverty here.
[ kay ]
what a "nice" way to put your name. F you c kay. Lol
damn i don't even know him... i wish not to see anybody!!! hahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeletesabar sabar... he will come to you hihiihihihihih okkk joking
he will seriously be with you people la.. medicine wd. TEE HEE
ReplyDeleteNow I'm not so proud being a bumi :S Though I have no idea which bumi you're referring to.
ReplyDeleteVeterinary science is much better than medicine. Medicine is what a friend of mine used to say, NO LIFE.
I'm not being a racist here. But based on qualifications and all, I think more people deserved it more than this fellow im mentioning.
ReplyDeleteHmph.. equally interested in both. But veterinary science can only be done in aus.. whereas medic can be done in more places. So I can save a lot if i am able to do medicine instead of vet.