Soap Ion and Spermatozoa

Aaron: Why are there sperms in your chemistry note book? (Flipping my note book)
Me: Where got?
Aaron: Nah! See!! Sperm cells in water!! Hahaha
Me: *SWEAT* Wu liaw you… That is cleansing action of soap ion in water la.
Aaron: Hahah…Soap where got like that?! The hydrocarbon chain like that one meh?
Me: Correct la.
Aaron: Hydrocarbon tail should be drawn zigzag la, yours is like the tail part of a sperm. Unless you use sperms to clean grease. Hahahaha
Me: Sickening. You then ejaculate into your washing machine to clean your clothes.
Aaron: Then you masturbate into your sink then. Huh!
Me: SICK! Side effects of "nerdifying" yourself on chemistry and biology..
Aaron: At least I don’t draw soap ions as sperms like YOU.
Me: Whatever~