Retarded Immature Toddler Language

People from all walks of life are obviously conscious of social network websites. I was browsing Frienster profiles randomly to alleviate my boredom and I discovered several lousy and dim-witted techniques used by other individual to describe themselves at the “About Me” section. Not only has it contained an infinite of spelling errors, wrong placing of symbols and offensive slang, the user also desperately promote themselves to the very best by using "retarded immature toddler language" – they attempt to act cute like a bratty innocent girl. Although the despicable part may be oblivious to others, but for me it may only lead to endless vomiting waste substances, hurling poop into their mouth plus sniggers and sneers due to their imbecile action. Below is an example to stipulate my remarks:

“I DON’T GIVE MY NUMBERS RANDOMLY TO STRANGERS! ♥
oh shit, my name ish *profile protected*.
nickname for short : *profile protected*
4teen dhis year [2008]
i dun give a CRAP what you say about me.
i know , i love you too . haha .
wanna know me better? dunno larh . find out yourself .
no poser here . im not fake .
im dhe REAL me . nd im SERIOUS .
no ym . . only gowt friendster , tagged nd msn . dun ask again . i’ve gowt sick of it .
i gowt many friends out der . yeshh, im here for you . lol :p
kiss me? no . love me? yea. hate me? dun give a shit man . hug me? haha. cuddley =)
i love everyone, yesh I do =)”